1. That I'm a 24 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement
2. That I used to be afraid of my own Grandmother
3. I still think that Mormons are crazy
4. That Squirrel will not stop stalking me!
5. My Dog is Gullible
6. That I still haven't gotten tickets to Yawnfest
7. That I am making this a list
8. That is all