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Fortune Cookie Game
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:25:53 PM »
It's easy, get some Chinese take-out (or eat in) and before you throw away your cookie fortune, post it here.

Here's my last one:

"Get off to a new start- come out of your shell"

Is this the universe trying to tell me something??

















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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2014, 04:28:03 PM »
Today's fortune:

Be daring, try something new.























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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2014, 09:10:32 PM »
Today's fortune:

Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.







Isn't all suspicion warranted??   :dunno:

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FFS, am I the only person here who gets Chinese take-out??
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 12:33:25 AM »
Once in awhile I get take out... as of right now.... not so much.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 01:29:20 AM »
I had a Chinese take-out meal last Saturday. But they don't have fortune cookies.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2014, 02:08:22 AM »
Don't eat fortune cookies and don't read fortunes.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2014, 06:01:17 AM »
I would not mind getting a fortune right now.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2014, 11:25:12 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 13, 2014, 06:01:17 AM
I would not mind getting a fortune right now.

Here you go... ;)

http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

I never get take out anymore. :(


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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2014, 12:37:56 PM »
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Now these three remain, faith, hope, and love. The greatest of these is love.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2014, 04:51:05 AM »
I haven't had a fortune cookie for ages. They don't give them here when one orders a Chinese take-away dish. Why they don't.. ?

Do order and eat Chinese take-away meals p/m once every other week. Um, nearly always the same combination of dishes.  :orly:
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2018, 07:38:34 PM »
A new relationship awaits.   :orly:
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2018, 07:41:18 PM »
Constant grinding can turn an iron nod into a needle.

That sounds naughty.  :zoinks:
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2018, 09:09:32 PM »
Maybe you should do the teeny thing and add, "between the sheets,"  to all of them.

I can think of lots of ways to enhance this idea.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Game
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2018, 08:21:25 PM »
"A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife."

Obviously an authentic Chinese fortune.   :M
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