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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2014, 10:15:17 PM »
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:

Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:

Or one of the X-Men :zoinks:

Or both. Link :zoinks:

or a punctuation mark...

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2014, 10:28:07 PM »
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:

Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:

Or one of the X-Men :zoinks:

Or both. Link :zoinks:

or a punctuation mark...

Is that how I was conceived? :zoinks:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2014, 10:51:29 PM »
**casually moves laptop away from lap**

It's free birth control. :thumbup:

Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:

Or one of the X-Men :zoinks:

Or both. Link :zoinks:

or a punctuation mark...

Is that how I was conceived? :zoinks:

your father had a laptop with wifi when you were conceived?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2014, 12:16:29 AM »
oh wow.... do tell Semicolon, please do tell...

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2014, 03:41:48 AM »
Not really. It just increases the chances that your kid will end up with some genetic issue. They could even end up autistic.  :GA:

Or one of the X-Men :zoinks:

Or both. Link :zoinks:

or a punctuation mark...

Is that how I was conceived? :zoinks:

your father had a laptop with wifi when you were conceived?

I doubt it. :M
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2014, 08:06:45 PM »
  I was conceived back in the day when computers were massive clunky things that took up whole rooms.

   That's why I am the pillar of normality you see before you.  I'm an old school spaz.  :M 8)
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2014, 08:37:28 PM »
  I was conceived back in the day when computers were massive clunky things that took up whole rooms.

   That's why I am the pillar of normality you see before you.  I'm an old school spaz.  :M 8)


Normal? :M Here you are, with us: :) :) :autism: :) :) :)

You're so old school, your debate teacher was Socrates. You're so old school, your science fair project was making fire. You're so old school, when you were in school, you had to memorize the capitals of all thirteen states. You're so old school, your yearbook has a picture of Odeon in it. :P
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2014, 09:17:27 PM »
  I was conceived back in the day when computers were massive clunky things that took up whole rooms.

   That's why I am the pillar of normality you see before you.  I'm an old school spaz.  :M 8)


Normal? :M Here you are, with us: :) :) :autism: :) :) :)

You're so old school, your debate teacher was Socrates. You're so old school, your science fair project was making fire. You're so old school, when you were in school, you had to memorize the capitals of all thirteen states. You're so old school, your yearbook has a picture of Odeon in it. :P

You went from Socrates to the invention of fire to the 13 states???????!

The states!?? Thats RECENT!

Socrates!?? We have his WORDS....now Gilgamesh is old school. And want to go further, talk about Veda Vyasa. And hey, might well refer to MASTODONS.

 :GA:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2014, 09:25:54 PM »
  I was conceived back in the day when computers were massive clunky things that took up whole rooms.

   That's why I am the pillar of normality you see before you.  I'm an old school spaz.  :M 8)


Normal? :M Here you are, with us: :) :) :autism: :) :) :)

You're so old school, your debate teacher was Socrates. You're so old school, your science fair project was making fire. You're so old school, when you were in school, you had to memorize the capitals of all thirteen states. You're so old school, your yearbook has a picture of Odeon in it. :P

        You're extinct.  :hahaha:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2014, 04:41:13 AM »
  I was conceived back in the day when computers were massive clunky things that took up whole rooms.

   That's why I am the pillar of normality you see before you.  I'm an old school spaz.  :M 8)


Normal? :M Here you are, with us: :) :) :autism: :) :) :)

You're so old school, your debate teacher was Socrates. You're so old school, your science fair project was making fire. You're so old school, when you were in school, you had to memorize the capitals of all thirteen states. You're so old school, your yearbook has a picture of Odeon in it. :P

You went from Socrates to the invention of fire to the 13 states???????!

The states!?? Thats RECENT!

Socrates!?? We have his WORDS....now Gilgamesh is old school. And want to go further, talk about Veda Vyasa. And hey, might well refer to MASTODONS.

 :GA:

:M

History was a lot shorter when CBC went to school. :hahaha:

  I was conceived back in the day when computers were massive clunky things that took up whole rooms.

   That's why I am the pillar of normality you see before you.  I'm an old school spaz.  :M 8)


Normal? :M Here you are, with us: :) :) :autism: :) :) :)

You're so old school, your debate teacher was Socrates. You're so old school, your science fair project was making fire. You're so old school, when you were in school, you had to memorize the capitals of all thirteen states. You're so old school, your yearbook has a picture of Odeon in it. :P

        You're extinct.  :hahaha:

You're so old, you remember when that happened. :trollface:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2014, 07:49:59 AM »
The WI-FI signal is all around you, so I don't think it matters much at this point. I hate condoms anyway. Who am I kidding? I ain't spreading my seed anyway.
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2016, 11:36:16 AM »
  I sympathize with you menfolk, with your sensitive scrota.  I remember one of our dishwashers
   called out sick from work because he'd gone to soccer practice without wearing his cup ...  :zombiefuck:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2016, 11:37:10 AM »
  Bumped for the public good.  Take care of your scrotum, and your scrotum will take care of you!  :police:
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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2016, 08:56:27 PM »
  I sympathize with you menfolk, with your sensitive scrota.

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Re: be careful with your scrotum
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2016, 10:50:03 AM »
yesterday I saw a clip of a woman breaking a board with her boob

now I'm thinking that's the next logical step for a manly man - break a board with the ballsack