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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #105 on: August 12, 2014, 08:19:52 PM »
You can park your Jag in my garage!

Is that innuendo? :eyelash:

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Can I watch? I'll be real quiet.  :zoinks:

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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #106 on: August 12, 2014, 08:59:45 PM »
You can park your Jag in my garage!

Is that innuendo? :eyelash:

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Can I watch? I'll be real quiet.  :zoinks:

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Because I ain't a whore. I just watch them. :zoinks:
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #107 on: August 12, 2014, 09:26:46 PM »
I just talk like a whore. :angel:
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #108 on: August 13, 2014, 01:20:23 PM »
:/ Did you make it?

I did. I rushed through the great hangar but I did make it. :woohoo:
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #109 on: August 13, 2014, 01:23:13 PM »
Did you see what you wanted to see, Odeon?

Sort of. The Discovery remains but the hangar is next to Dulles and I have time to kill tomorrow. :2thumbsup:

Will you be going to the Smithsonian today, too, if the conference is over?

I was at the Air & Space Museum on Saturday. Great fun.

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Having problems organising today's visit to Discovery: it seems that there are no lockers to store my luggage at Dulles and the earliest possible luggage drop-off is three hours before departure.

:GA:

I might not make it. :(

Why not bring your luggage to the museum? Is there too much of it?

There was too much. They don't have lockers but they do have security control and they do want to go through all of your bags.
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #110 on: August 13, 2014, 01:30:08 PM »
:/ Did you make it?

I did. I rushed through the great hangar but I did make it. :woohoo:

Fuck yeah! :viking:
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #111 on: August 13, 2014, 01:30:40 PM »
:/ Did you make it?

I did. I rushed through the great hangar but I did make it. :woohoo:

Fuck yeah! :viking:

It was definitely worth it, too.
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #112 on: August 13, 2014, 05:21:46 PM »
Articles like this one   Weird American things that Americans don't realize are weird   have always interested me, so was there anything during your trip that you noticed?
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #113 on: August 13, 2014, 05:52:38 PM »
* You get everything with fries. A lot of fries. Even a club sandwich. I wouldn't be surprised if you got noodles with fries but I haven't tried since I don't like noodles.
* Menus frequently include a Samuel Adams Boston Lager but nobody actually carries the beer.
* Quite a few people use crutches or canes, often because they are overweight. This I didn't expect.
* Yes, people really seem to be, um, bigger. Not all of them, mind, but enough to warrant a discussion.
* People seem a bit shorter than here. Not by much, but I do think I am right.
* There are commercials and billboards for advanced surgeries (not the cosmetic kind), not just specialised prescription medicines.
* Shop clerks will invariably greet you with "hello sir, how are you?" which will eventually drive you mad.
* Those same clerks will be extremely helpful whenever it's in their power to be helpful, but they will never ever take any initiatives that require them to cross boundaries to other people's job descriptions, especially someone higher up in the hierarchy.
* And the hierarchies are everywhere.
* Very few cities that I have visited have that same sense about concentrated power that Washington DC has.
* And yes, the society seems to be built around cars, with the central DC being something of an exception.
* People drive surprisingly big cars, with long wheelbases and huge V8 or V12 engines. The cars are frequently quite new but also ill kept.
* Bus drivers are a helpful bunch. If you don't have exact change or have misunderstood how the fare system works, they will rather offer you a ride for free than close the door on you.
* The Americans really are a patriotic lot. It's not just the flags, it's the whole lifestyle. And yet, the patriotism is not about the leaders or the parties or anything like that, it's about the country and its principles, which means that at the airport, you will be able to buy a t-shirt stating that yes, you do love your country but it is the government you are afraid of. 'merica fuck yeah.

Etc. I might add to the list.

I should probably add that I really had a great time and hope to be back next year
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #114 on: August 13, 2014, 06:49:03 PM »
Articles like this one   Weird American things that Americans don't realize are weird   have always interested me, so was there anything during your trip that you noticed?

I like that link. Now I'm thinking about tall toilets with tiny bits of water in them.  :lol1:
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #115 on: August 13, 2014, 07:35:13 PM »
In some parts you get greeted by "Hun" or "Honey" or "Dear" and it is disgusting.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #116 on: August 13, 2014, 07:36:30 PM »
You were duped by the Tea Party. THEY are the ones behind that false patriotism and hate for government. They just want the government to be controlled by their people.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #117 on: August 13, 2014, 10:16:25 PM »
They tongue punched the fart box.
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #118 on: August 13, 2014, 11:24:17 PM »
And what's with the soft toilet paper? It is next to unusable, FFS. :GA:
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Re: Odeon's visiting 'merica, fuck yeah!
« Reply #119 on: August 14, 2014, 04:56:27 AM »
And what's with the soft toilet paper? It is next to unusable, FFS. :GA:
You guys have different toilet paper???
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