Nah, don't take a shite on the little aneuploid sack of fermented dog piss, that would make my nunchaku all messy, I don't want them covered in feces thank ye very much
And scratch the screwdriver too come to think of it. My little gas-powered soldering iron would be perfect for slowly torturing bieber. Real handy little tool, glad I got it, its the size of a large, fat pen, runs on butane or similar volatile hydrocarbons, fills up just like a refillable lighter, and runs for ages. Real handy for when I find plumbing in abandoned buildings, or if I find a TV or microwave in a dumpster, its perfect for making off with the high voltage, high capacitance caps in such appliances. Much neater than a pair of cutters, just break the casing open and desolder the bits that are wanted.
Or of course, perfect for slowly burning bits off an aneuploid bitch manchild failure at life and general turd floating in the shallow end of the gene pool
ponds from now on.