« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5   Go Down

Author Topic: Why is my poop green?  (Read 2513 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2014, 12:35:51 PM »
 :zombiefuck:
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2014, 01:10:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
:zombiefuck:

Did you forget about this thread?
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2014, 01:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 14, 2014, 01:10:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
:zombiefuck:

Did you forget about this thread?



Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like.  :M







It's a way to learn the art of empathy.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2014, 01:57:52 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2014, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 14, 2014, 01:10:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
:zombiefuck:

Did you forget about this thread?



Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like.  :M







It's a way to learn the art of empathy.

Empathy? :autism: I bought my theory of mind on clearance, and I can't return it now. :tard:

Sadly, we have no thread to help digging out kidney stones. :orly:
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2014, 02:00:02 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 14, 2014, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2014, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 14, 2014, 01:10:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
:zombiefuck:

Did you forget about this thread?



Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like.  :M







It's a way to learn the art of empathy.

Empathy? :autism: I bought my theory of mind on clearance, and I can't return it now. :tard:

Sadly, we have no thread to help digging out kidney stones. :orly:

Kidney stones are squeezed out, flushed out, broken to tiny pieces, or surgically removed. The latter would qualify the criteria for digging I guess, but, that is digging for professionals.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Semicolon

  • The Punctuated Equilibrium Of The Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12344
  • Karma: 693
  • I am an echolalic mastodon.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2014, 02:13:27 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2014, 02:00:02 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 14, 2014, 01:57:52 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 14, 2014, 01:53:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 14, 2014, 01:10:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2014, 12:35:51 PM
:zombiefuck:

Did you forget about this thread?



Read the post before the one Odeon posted. And try to imagine what that could feel like.  :M







It's a way to learn the art of empathy.

Empathy? :autism: I bought my theory of mind on clearance, and I can't return it now. :tard:

Sadly, we have no thread to help digging out kidney stones. :orly:

Kidney stones are squeezed out, flushed out, broken to tiny pieces, or surgically removed. The latter would qualify the criteria for digging I guess, but, that is digging for professionals.

We are professionals. :zoinks:
Logged
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2014, 03:26:04 AM »
Bump
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #52 on: November 02, 2014, 09:19:35 AM »
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on September 19, 2014, 07:43:18 PM
I've had black poop in the past. Not sure what that means.

  A quick Google search hints that it could indicate bleeding in your esophagus or stomach.  :-\
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #53 on: November 02, 2014, 04:02:49 PM »
Reminds me...I need to make beets.  :autism:
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2014, 04:19:48 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on November 02, 2014, 04:02:49 PM
Reminds me...I need to make beets.  :autism:

  Make them?  Like, grow them farmer-style   :redneck:   or make them in a lab?  :nerd!:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #55 on: November 02, 2014, 09:15:16 PM »
Nah. Just conjure some up.
Logged

Offline Yuri Bezmenov

  • Drunk-assed squadron leader
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6663
  • Karma: 0
  • Communist propaganda is demoralizing the West.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2014, 11:43:50 AM »
Ok, my poop DID come out green this morning and I'm pretty sure I know the cause...          McDonalds.   :-[
Logged

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2014, 03:38:00 PM »
Repent!!!!

Atonement fasting is required.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #58 on: November 14, 2014, 01:22:19 AM »
Thinking about pooping.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #59 on: November 14, 2014, 05:41:11 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 14, 2014, 01:22:19 AM
Thinking about pooping.

Too much time on your hands?


Or are you having problems?
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5   Go Up
« previous next »