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Offline sg1008

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2014, 09:58:08 PM »
For the same reason the chicken crossed the road.

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2014, 09:59:47 PM »
It was a joke.

You must thing that I have a huge ass, then. :M

I'm an American. :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2014, 05:09:10 PM »

You must thing that I have a huge ass, then. :M


In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds.  :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2014, 06:46:29 PM »

You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M


In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds.  :zoinks:

Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2014, 06:59:26 PM »

You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M


In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds.  :zoinks:

Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:

Have you spotted me spying from the bushes?  :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2014, 09:45:25 PM »

You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M


In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds.  :zoinks:

Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:

Have you spotted me spying from the bushes?  :zoinks:

I was innocently using those bushes as targets. :tooledup:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2014, 09:46:51 PM »

You must think that I have a huge ass, then. :M


In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds.  :zoinks:

Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:

Have you spotted me spying from the bushes?  :zoinks:

I was innocently using those bushes as a target. :tooledup:

I was innocently using your huge ass as a target. :zoinks:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2014, 11:49:52 PM »
Okay, does a gopher shit in the woods or do only bears do it?
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2014, 05:00:06 AM »
Okay, does a gopher shit in the woods or do only bears do it?

  I think gophers live (and shit) on prairies.  Oh, and on golf courses.  :laugh:
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2014, 05:31:20 AM »
In your defense, the camera does add ten pounds.  :zoinks:

Have you been spying on me from the bushes? :tinfoil:

Have you spotted me spying from the bushes?  :zoinks:

I was innocently using those bushes as a target. :tooledup:

I was innocently using your huge ass as a target. :zoinks:

As long as it wasn't a target for your sperm. :M

Okay, does a gopher shit in the woods or do only bears do it?

  I think gophers live (and shit) on prairies.  Oh, and on golf courses.  :laugh:

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2014, 07:43:18 PM »
I've had black poop in the past. Not sure what that means.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2014, 09:22:09 PM »
Often blood.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2014, 04:08:38 AM »
Often blood.

That, or it is a side-effect of taking iron supplements.
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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2014, 10:05:56 AM »
Often blood.

That, or it is a side-effect of taking iron supplements.

I've noticed it after taking multi-vitamins but sometimes it just happens.

I have no idea was would cause blood to be in my crap. My health has been fine after my kidney stone a few months ago.

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Re: Why is my poop green?
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2014, 09:44:47 PM »
Often blood.

That, or it is a side-effect of taking iron supplements.

I've noticed it after taking multi-vitamins but sometimes it just happens.

I have no idea was would cause blood to be in my crap. My health has been fine after my kidney stone a few months ago.

Did you pass it on your own or did the doctors zap it?  I passed one that was 8mm earlier this year with just taking percocets
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