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Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« on: July 20, 2014, 07:21:23 PM »
  I keep dreaming about them but I've never seen one for real.  :orly:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 07:26:50 PM »
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 07:33:37 PM »
  Here, for your Irish viewing,  :lep:  is a picture of the tornado that struck my city 61 years ago!

             
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 09:06:11 PM »
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

Don't annoy the Dutch. :hyke: :orly:

  Here, for your Irish viewing,  :lep:  is a picture of the tornado that struck my city 61 years ago!

             


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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 09:25:21 PM »
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

Don't annoy the Dutch. :hyke: :orly:

Does this look like the Dutch to you?:


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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 09:27:07 PM »
I'm glad that I haven't. I'd probably piss myself in pure fear, especially if it was coming towards my house.

Thankfully I live in Northern Ireland, where the only natural disaster with the ability to tear my home apart is a crowd of angry Orangemen   :autism:

Don't annoy the Dutch. :hyke: :orly:

Does this look like the Dutch to you?:



A European surrounded by unidentified smoke? :stoned:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 09:30:22 PM »
Natural disasters? don't  forget the pissheads:P

Seen a mini one a few feet high before, but we don't commonly get bigger ones here in the  UK. That one was more 'cute' than 'pants are now beshitten'

Thats a water cannon not smoke.
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 10:19:29 PM »
I've only seen one from a distance. It wasn't touching the ground but it was still scary. :GA:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2014, 04:22:26 AM »
My mum drove through a willy-willy (tiny tornado, Australian style). It was summer and we had the windows down. A whole lot of sand, dust and leaves blew into the car. At the time I thought it was fun!
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2014, 04:31:16 AM »
I slept through one that was less than a half mile from where I was living and didn't have a clue till the next morning while driving to work and seeing trees down all over the place
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2014, 05:12:43 AM »
Natural disasters? don't  forget the pissheads:P

Seen a mini one a few feet high before, but we don't commonly get bigger ones here in the  UK. That one was more 'cute' than 'pants are now beshitten'

Thats a water cannon not smoke.

I've seen a tornado created in two plastic bottles joined at the neck. Does that count? :tard:

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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2014, 05:28:12 AM »
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2014, 05:33:23 AM »
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P

I can handle dangerous tornadoes, but I don't want to alarm the other members. :angel:
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2014, 05:34:48 AM »
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P

Yes  he could lose a hand,  we should pass a law banning them you know for the children sake.   :M 
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Re: Has anyone here ever seen a tornado IRL?
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2014, 05:49:14 AM »
  That plastic tornado is awesome.  And it's just about the level of danger that you can handle!  :P

Yes  he could lose a hand,  we should pass a law banning them you know for the children sake.   :M

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A real tornado would ruin CBC's vacation:

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