caught pooping

[Semicolon]

  Shame on you, you big hairy crybaby!  You leave the gopher alone! 

What am I supposed to eat if the gopher steals my food?

["couldbecousin"]

  You have many acres of forest to devour.  You don't need a teeny Tupperware container of carrots. 

[Gopher Gary]

There's a rodent eating my food!

I licked all the carrots, so now they're mine. 

["couldbecousin"]

There's a rodent eating my food!

I licked all the carrots, so now they're mine. 

  Gophers know how to get the job done! 

[Semicolon]

  You have many acres of forest to devour.  You don't need a teeny Tupperware container of carrots. 

That justifies this theft?

There's a rodent eating my food!

I licked all the carrots, so now they're mine. 

  Gophers know how to get the job done! 

You're enabling the gopher's delinquency.

[Gopher Gary]

You're enabling the gopher's delinquency.

Might as well. It's impossible to disable my delinquency. 

[Semicolon]

You're enabling the gopher's delinquency.

Might as well. It's impossible to disable my delinquency. 

I wonder how delinquent you could be while an ingredient in a gopher stew.

[Gopher Gary]

You're enabling the gopher's delinquency.

Might as well. It's impossible to disable my delinquency. 

I wonder how delinquent you could be while an ingredient in a gopher stew.

Is that what you eat with your clam juice? 

[Semicolon]

You're enabling the gopher's delinquency.

Might as well. It's impossible to disable my delinquency. 

I wonder how delinquent you could be while an ingredient in a gopher stew.

Is that what you eat with your clam juice? 

No, I eat eggs with my clam juice.

["couldbecousin"]

  That dainty little table and tiny Tupperware container of carrots never belonged to the mastodon anyway.
   Somebody call the waaaaambulance to come and take him away.  If he can even fit in it. 

[Calandale]

The weeble will help me up onto the table. 

  Awww, here you are, eating in comfort, the way it should be. 

                 

There's a rodent eating my food!

It's just extra meat.

[Calandale]

You're enabling the gopher's delinquency.

Might as well. It's impossible to disable my delinquency. 

I wonder how delinquent you could be while an ingredient in a gopher stew.

Is that what you eat with your clam juice? 

No, I eat eggs with my clam juice.

I see what the vacuum hose hanging where your nose belongs is for....

[Semicolon]

  That dainty little table and tiny Tupperware container of carrots never belonged to the mastodon anyway.
   Somebody call the waaaaambulance to come and take him away.  If he can even fit in it. 

If they're not mine, whose are they?

["couldbecousin"]

  The table and the carrots are mine, and I share them with the gopher. 

[Gopher Gary]

  The table and the carrots are mine, and I share them with the gopher.