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Last Meal
« on: July 14, 2014, 03:30:20 PM »
The 'Last Meal Request' of a person about to die is a world wide tradition.   In medieval England it was thought that if a person condemned to death ate a meal before execution (of their choice) they were making peace with their executioner, judge etc and would be less likely to haunt them in the form of a ghost.

These are 'last requests' from Texas Dept of Criminal Justice  http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

Larry Hayes
Two bacon double cheeseburgers, French fries, onion rings, ketchup, cole slaw, two diet Cokes, one quart of milk, one pint of rocky road ice cream, one pint of fried okra, salad dressing, tomato, and onion.


Allen Janecka
Chicken fried steak, gravy, French fries, ketchup, salad, blue cheese dressing, iced tea with lemon, two sodas, rolls, and butter.


Christopher Black
One steak (medium well), fried chicken (wings and thighs), French fries, mushroom gravy, mixed steamed vegetables, chocolate fudge cake, peach cobbler, sweet tea, bread, and chef salad with Italian dressing


Hilton Crawford
Twelve beef ribs, three enchiladas, chicken fried steak with cream gravy, crisp bacon sandwich, ketchup, a loaf of bread, cobbler, three Cokes, three root beer, French fries, and onion rings


Stanley Baker
Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb

Gerald Mitchell
1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers  (wtf are they?)

Miguel Richardson
Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices


Stacey Lawton
1 jar of Dill pickles.

Delbert Teague
None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother's request.
*Mother knows best Delbert you should never die on an empty stomach*


Quite a few declined and some ordered 'World Peace' or 'Justice'

When anxious i find eating an impossibility.  Assuming I would be anxious about my impending death i doubt i would want anything other than alcohol.   What would you write down for your last meal request?

and,  does what you order (if anything) say anything about guilt?


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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2014, 04:01:46 PM »
Jolly Rancher


Hard candy, but not completely hard...intense flavor, a little on the sour side. I normally can't eat more than a few without a stomachache.   :LOL:

I don't think what they order says anything about guilt, more like what foods they will miss the most.  :apondering:

I'd be probably be too nervous...if I wasn't though I would order some red port wine, and some cherry cheesecake.



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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2014, 05:59:57 PM »
In medieval England it was thought that if a person condemned to death ate a meal before execution (of their choice) they were making peace with their executioner, judge etc and would be less likely to haunt them in the form of a ghost.
Interesting. Food exonerates state sanctioned murder. Now wondering if this has any basis in the Bible.

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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2014, 07:49:21 PM »
These are 'last requests' from Texas Dept of Criminal Justice  http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

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In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry.

The last meal.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2014, 08:01:18 PM »
The Son of man goeth as it is written of him: but woe unto that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! it had been good for that man if he had not been born. Then Judas, which betrayed him, answered and said, Master, is it I? He said unto him, Thou hast said. And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body. And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it; For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.  ~Matthew 26:24-28

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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 09:25:53 PM »
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 09:51:17 PM »
Mine would be liver and onions over grits.
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 09:57:19 PM »
Mine would be liver and onions over grits.

  I sometimes cook liver and onions at work!  You do the grits and your meal will be all set!  :thumbup:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2014, 09:58:54 PM »
Mine would be liver and onions over grits.

  I sometimes cook liver and onions at work!  You do the grits and your meal will be all set!  :thumbup:

Do you serve them with brown gravy made in the pan?
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 10:13:43 PM »
Mine would be liver and onions over grits.

  I sometimes cook liver and onions at work!  You do the grits and your meal will be all set!  :thumbup:

Do you serve them with brown gravy made in the pan?

  Yes, I don't add flour, but I do mix the liver blood and the cooking butter to make a kind of gravy.  :green:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2014, 10:53:02 PM »
I think I'd have, if I could have anything at all, several big, thick juicy fillet steaks, fried, and served with fried fresh morels, and fly agaric/peppery boletus gravy, along with a bottle of absinthe (all ready to smash in the face, after drinking, blind and take hostage first screw to come through the door and make for an escape attempt, or kill the first and take the second, to make sure the fuckers know I'm not going to fuck about, but just kill whoever gets in my way, or potentially use as fuel for a molotov cocktail or two...alcohol fires are nasty, burns hotter and faster than petrol.), some cold beer, and a shitload of jelly-belly brand posh jellybeans (I love those, ate my way through about 25 quid worth in a single sitting once :D)
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2014, 01:50:18 AM »
I imagine i would be as thin as a rake by the execution date.

It is that time between being sentenced and executed.  How awful?  Icky    *shudders*
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2014, 02:07:06 AM »
I'd have a huge last meal and then tell the executioner I'll come back to haunt him anyway. :P
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2014, 02:15:14 AM »
maybe a vindaloo  :poo:
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Re: Last Meal
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2014, 02:15:57 AM »
A rather messy execution.
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