member bumper stickers

[Nomaken]

My kid can kick your honor students ass.

(or something along the lines of)

My kid is making $75,000 more than your honor student will ever make.

[El]

The bumper sticker that is actually on my car:

"Dear lord, please help me be the person my cat thinks I am."

And, not bumper stickers, but buttons on my backpack:

"Talk nerdy to me."
"I -heart- carbs."
"My mom says I'm different."
and, my favorite:
"I'm not a complete idiot.  Some parts are missing."

I also have a Psi Chi button but that's not funny, just psychnerdcore cool.

[duncvis]

Seen round here written in the muck on more than one crap-streaked vehicle, but equally appropriate to any heap of shite I drive around in:

'I bet you wish your lass was this dirty'

[McGiver]

for ~Badger Tom~

i'm not slow, i'm a Narutard.

[ozymandias]

Bumper stickers on my car:

The more patience I have, the more people use it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.

Don't hassle me, I'm a local.

Ok, I got over the hill.   So what do I win?

[McGiver]

Bumper stickers on my car:

The more patience I have, the more people use it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.

Don't hassle me, I'm a local.

Ok, I got over the hill.   So what do I win?

can you see any part of your bumper?

[El]

peegai:




McJ:





I can sort of see shima with this one:



Nomaken, or PeterMac:



Flo:



This would go on the official i2 tour bus:



And, finally, this is too fucking terrible not to share:



From http://www.stickergiant.com

[ozymandias]

Bumper stickers on my car:

The more patience I have, the more people use it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out on its own.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It's called "tourist season", so why can't we shoot 'em.

Don't hassle me, I'm a local.

Ok, I got over the hill.   So what do I win?

can you see any part of your bumper?

Most of them are on the tailgate of my Ford Escort Wagon.

[McGiver]

Flo:

lose weight now, ask me how.

[McGiver]

PMS Elle:

no i am not sexually active, i just lie there.

[McGiver]

Duncvis:

i'll see your huh, and raise you a wtf!

[DirtDawg]

I case of serious accident: Salvage this bumper sticker!

[ozymandias]

Oops I forgot one:

Your entitled to your wrong opinion.  (and underneath I wrote in black magic marker)
About me!

 

[DirtDawg]

For Scr'eap:

Reloading my varmint rifle may take a minute. Get a head start while you can, cuz I got speed, too

[Scrapheap]

For Scr'eap:

Reloading my varmint rifle may take a minute. Get a head start while you can, cuz I got speed, too