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member bumper stickers
« on: December 13, 2006, 05:35:04 PM »
another game.
i was thinking that if someone thinks of a good bumber sticker saying that fits a members personality, then write it here.


i'll start:




Scrapheap;
i'm not tailgating, i'm drafting.

i'm not speeding, i'm qualifying

getting more ass than a toilet seat.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 06:09:04 PM »
McJ:
Honk if you're horny

((It had to be said))

Quote from: McJagger on December 13, 2006, 05:35:04 PM
i'm not speeding, i'm qualifying

I have a friend who has a teeshirt that says that.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 06:21:48 PM »
Hiro:

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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 09:25:16 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 13, 2006, 05:35:04 PM


i'll start:




Scrapheap;

getting more ass than a toilet seat.

hehehehehehe... I wish this was true!! I'm lucky if I get it once a week!!
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 09:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 13, 2006, 09:25:16 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 13, 2006, 05:35:04 PM


i'll start:




Scrapheap;

getting more ass than a toilet seat.

hehehehehehe... I wish this was true!! I'm lucky if I get it once a week!!

i used to be lucky to shit once a week.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 09:26:43 PM »
QuirkyCarla:

Visualize World Peace
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 09:29:33 PM »
Litigious:

Driver caries under $20........of Ammunition.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 09:52:38 PM »
Monastic:

Visualize Whirled Peas!
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 10:07:03 PM »
I found Jesus, I have him in the trunk.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 11:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 13, 2006, 10:07:03 PM
I found Jesus, I have him in the trunk.

LMAOROTF  :LMAO:
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2006, 12:56:41 AM »
I brake for optical illusions.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2006, 01:51:37 AM »
You could make Mind, in the end.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2006, 01:52:44 AM »
Quote from: Dragonslayer on December 14, 2006, 01:51:37 AM
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2006, 01:55:17 AM »
My other car is a piece of shit too.
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Re: member bumper stickers
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2006, 03:39:01 AM »

Touch me like that again, and I'll give you my disease.
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