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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2014, 11:32:35 PM »
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about!  :2thumbsup:

           :snail:   You go first, you mean Swedish fucker!  I'm sick of this shit!  I slime in your general direction!

It's the first snail mail ever with express delivery!  :2thumbsup:

           :snail:   Now I'm really mad!  I hope you're stuck with that Novell bullshit till you're a hundred years old!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2014, 11:33:47 PM »
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

It's just like an amusement park ride! Nothing to worry about!  :2thumbsup:

           :snail:   You go first, you mean Swedish fucker!  I'm sick of this shit!  I slime in your general direction!

It's the first snail mail ever with express delivery!  :2thumbsup:

           :snail:   Now I'm really mad!  I hope you're stuck with that Novell bullshit till you're a hundred years old!

About the time it takes to deliver an email using it.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2014, 05:49:16 AM »
          :snail:   Don't try to get me drunk, you mean fucker!  I'm not getting in any goddamn catapult!

Congratulations, you've won a free airplane ticket! Step up to the counter to claim your prize. :hadron:



          :snail:   I'm not getting onto a goddamn plastic spoon!  So tacky!  Fuck that and fuck you!

Thank you for flying Moomin Air. Watch your step as you disembark, and have a safe trip. :plane:

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2014, 05:55:08 AM »
  I think the snail would enjoy flying on Moomin Air.  :snail: :moomin:  Moomins are very kind.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2014, 06:01:44 AM »
  I think the snail would enjoy flying on Moomin Air.  :snail: :moomin:  Moomins are very kind.

Moomin Air has several vehicles to meet all of your travel needs. :moomin:

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2014, 06:05:15 AM »
  All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff!  :tea: :moomin:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2014, 06:14:52 AM »
  All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff!  :tea: :moomin:

:indeed:

Dinner choices for this flight are surströmming with chips and beer or escargot à la Moomin. :thumbup:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2014, 06:18:37 AM »
  All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff!  :tea: :moomin:

:indeed:

Dinner choices for this flight are surströmming with chips and beer or escargot à la Moomin. :thumbup:

      :snail:   You big mean hairy fucker!  Fuck you!  You ruin everything!
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2014, 07:39:06 AM »
  All Moomin Air flights feature refreshments served by courteous and helpful staff!  :tea: :moomin:

:indeed:

Dinner choices for this flight are surströmming with chips and beer or escargot à la Moomin. :thumbup:

      :snail:   You big mean hairy fucker!  Fuck you!  You ruin everything!

You don't like surströmming? :dunno:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2014, 10:30:57 AM »
*Nobody* likes surströmming.

Well, that's not quite true. Some people never get close enough--the smell drives them away.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2014, 06:23:42 PM »
*Nobody* likes surströmming.

Well, that's not quite true. Some people never get close enough--the smell drives them away.

So you prefer hákarl? :shark: :orly:
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2014, 03:27:38 AM »
I prefer food.
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2014, 03:16:27 PM »
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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2014, 03:22:24 PM »
I prefer food.

:snail:

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Re: Throwing snails.
« Reply #44 on: July 06, 2014, 03:26:48 PM »
I prefer food.

:snail:

    :snail:  Fuck you, you're not going to eat me!  Get a job, you troll!

I'll get a job as a French chef. :fatchef:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.