Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.
Quote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?
I have returned
Quote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon."Personal issues" = "Jail"
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly.
The question is, what did *you* do to end up in jail.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 06:03:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?I was set up by my evil twin Victor. After it was revealed that Victor was responsible, I was let go.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 06:54:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 06:03:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMQuote from: odeon on July 07, 2014, 01:35:19 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 07:54:28 PMI have returnedWelcome back, S_B. Were you in jail?Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?I was set up by my evil twin Victor. After it was revealed that Victor was responsible, I was let go.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 07:04:21 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 06:54:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 06:03:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?I was set up by my evil twin Victor. After it was revealed that Victor was responsible, I was let go. Victor is probably plotting his escape as I type this. I must prepare myself for the worst-case scenario.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 06:54:17 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 06:03:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?I was set up by my evil twin Victor. After it was revealed that Victor was responsible, I was let go.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 06:03:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?I was set up by my evil twin Victor. After it was revealed that Victor was responsible, I was let go.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:59:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics. I'll be sure to fly the right fleg. Why were you in jail, if you weren't drunk and disorderly?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 09, 2014, 05:58:14 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly? Only the Protestants and Catholics.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 09, 2014, 05:39:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor Isn't everyone in Norn Iron drunk and disorderly?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 08, 2014, 08:20:23 AMQuote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly. That wasn't me. That was my evil twin Victor
Quote from: Jack on July 07, 2014, 05:51:20 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.Some_Bloke was drunk and disorderly.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 07, 2014, 12:30:33 PMNope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.Prison makes for a more interesting excuse; just ask Semicolon.
Nope. Just sorted out some personal issues and decided to return.
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