Santa spies on you to see what "nice" or "naughty" things you do. He breaks into your house once a year after checking that you are asleep and he will not be disturbed. He creeps around stacking items around your house and in socks, sometimes whilst very close to you.
Now...can we get to the bit where he houses a race of little people in SubArtic temperatures to work for him OR shall we just go to the bit where he has little kids sit on his lap.....