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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #105 on: January 09, 2007, 12:42:11 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 09, 2007, 12:15:55 AM
Why me?

Because you're so cute!!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #106 on: January 09, 2007, 02:50:12 PM »
God?  Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
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And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #107 on: January 09, 2007, 03:23:52 PM »
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #108 on: January 09, 2007, 05:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 02:50:12 PM
God?  Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
yes, in New Jersey.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #109 on: January 10, 2007, 12:45:50 AM »
Can we get a picture together, because no one is going to believe me.


Oh, and how the hell did we go eight pages, here?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #110 on: January 10, 2007, 01:33:02 AM »
Quote from: McJ_for_Mediator on January 09, 2007, 05:41:41 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 02:50:12 PM
God?  Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
yes, in New Jersey.

Why do you always have to bring New Jersey into it?  :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #111 on: January 10, 2007, 05:47:01 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 10, 2007, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: McJ_for_Mediator on January 09, 2007, 05:41:41 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on January 09, 2007, 02:50:12 PM
God?  Is it ever justified to wear buttless chaps to a wedding?
yes, in New Jersey.

Why do you always have to bring New Jersey into it?  :laugh:

Why not?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #112 on: January 10, 2007, 09:48:31 AM »
God?  Does this shirt go with these pants?
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And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2007, 02:36:31 AM »

Do I really have to thank you, every time?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2007, 02:38:16 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 11, 2007, 02:36:31 AM

Do I really have to thank you, every time?

Especially since I was always taught that it's polite to reply with "you're welcome" but you never seem to do that.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2007, 07:21:54 AM »
Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #116 on: January 11, 2007, 10:33:09 AM »
do aborted fetuses make it to heaven.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #117 on: January 11, 2007, 02:12:49 PM »
Will something good happen to me soon (besides my birthday coming up)?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #118 on: January 11, 2007, 02:34:04 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 11, 2007, 07:21:54 AM
Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?

I created evolution............. does that answer your question??

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #119 on: January 11, 2007, 02:42:48 PM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 11, 2007, 02:34:04 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on January 11, 2007, 07:21:54 AM
Would it be too much to ask you to settle this "evolution" vs "creationism" debate once and for all!?

I created evolution............. does that answer your question??

                                                                                           -God

Don't tell me that, tell your "followers" that".  sheeeeesh  It's not my job! :wallbutt:
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