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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #90 on: January 07, 2007, 11:15:55 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 07, 2007, 12:50:18 AM
God?  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Ignore previous statement by overbearing god who won't stay off other gods turf.

Carmen Sandiego is sharing a hotel sweet with Waldo.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #91 on: January 07, 2007, 11:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 07, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
God, why the fuck do you keep bringing me into the path of men I come to love, but who either live thousands of miles away or who wont speak to me?  :P

Because I'm a sadistic asshole.  :P

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #92 on: January 07, 2007, 11:47:07 AM »
You are just a lesser god I am Who I am in the end. ;)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #93 on: January 07, 2007, 01:48:03 PM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 07, 2007, 11:16:58 AM
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 07, 2007, 10:45:48 AM
God, why the fuck do you keep bringing me into the path of men I come to love, but who either live thousands of miles away or who wont speak to me?  :P

Because I'm a sadistic asshole.  :P

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #94 on: January 07, 2007, 04:02:28 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on January 07, 2007, 11:47:07 AM
You are just a lesser god I am Who I am in the end. ;)

You're Popeye the Sailor Man?? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #95 on: January 07, 2007, 04:11:43 PM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 07, 2007, 04:02:28 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on January 07, 2007, 11:47:07 AM
You are just a lesser god I am Who I am in the end. ;)

You're Popeye the Sailor Man?? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
I thought that was You. :LOL: :LOL:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #96 on: January 07, 2007, 06:11:12 PM »
Why??
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #97 on: January 07, 2007, 06:12:30 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on January 07, 2007, 06:11:12 PM
Why??
For there can only be one God Amighty of the Internet. ;D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #98 on: January 07, 2007, 06:49:40 PM »
If you do ACID....do you see people?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #99 on: January 07, 2007, 06:57:36 PM »
Why are there so many entities all lining up to be my God?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #100 on: January 08, 2007, 12:09:30 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2007, 06:57:36 PM
Why are there so many entities all lining up to be my God?

Because I was the first person to answer as god and all these unoriginal fucks want to be like me!!  ;D ;D :laugh: :LOL:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #101 on: January 08, 2007, 12:17:06 AM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 08, 2007, 12:09:30 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 07, 2007, 06:57:36 PM
Why are there so many entities all lining up to be my God?

Because I was the first person to answer as god and all these unoriginal fucks want to be like me!!  ;D ;D :laugh: :LOL:
I have been God here than You.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #102 on: January 08, 2007, 12:35:31 AM »

Will you tell me your true name?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #103 on: January 08, 2007, 12:41:56 AM »
Quote from: kevv729 on January 08, 2007, 12:17:06 AM
I have been God here than You.

I wish I was as you as drunk are you, in hte end Kevv  :laugh: :laugh: ;D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #104 on: January 09, 2007, 12:15:55 AM »
Why me?
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