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God: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?
Quote from: ozymandias on January 06, 2007, 10:00:42 PMGod: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?Done!! -God
Hillary Clinton.................Hmmpf!! why did I ever make that cunt. I'll have to file her in with my other mistakes like the -billed platypus.
You need to know this Mister I am the Grand God All Mighty of the Internet just so You know.
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007."I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat. God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts....
Quote from: kevv729 on January 06, 2007, 10:10:31 PMYou need to know this Mister I am the Grand God All Mighty of the Internet just so You know. Yes, but i'm the almighty, omnipotent god of this thread!! Stay off my God turf!!!
This is My turf since it is the Internet.
Quote from: ozymandias on January 06, 2007, 10:00:42 PMGod: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?Haven't you heard? I gave predictions to Pat and the bigmouth blabbed about them.QuoteVIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007."I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat. God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts....
Quote from: Callaway on January 06, 2007, 10:18:25 PMQuote from: ozymandias on January 06, 2007, 10:00:42 PMGod: Don't take this personal, but, why can't you just leave us alone for awhile and stop talking to that fucking asshole Pat Robertson for ......say 1000 years.?Haven't you heard? I gave predictions to Pat and the bigmouth blabbed about them.QuoteVIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007."I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat. God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts....Ok, then how about you just Don't we deserves a little peace and quiet.....or am I asking toooooooooo much!Hey, I know I'm going to hell, so what more can you do to me!
God? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?