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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #570 on: May 04, 2009, 05:28:40 PM »
Yo god. I don't think you're real. What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? :evillaugh:

*GOD*

"how about if I take something from you?

That's what I always do to prove a point.

I will watch and when you are most needy, I will take your next chance of success away from you and then we will be friends, right?"

Um hey god. Maybe you need a gentle reminder, but there is nothing that HASN'T been taken away. Remember? Oh yeah I called you a faggot. I really meant that dude.

GOD   Well the bridge the Norse used to get to me was a Rainbow one WTF do you expect
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #571 on: May 04, 2009, 07:15:38 PM »
LMFAO PARTS! :plus: That was fucking funny man. ;D
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #572 on: May 04, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »
So, what the fuck dude!!

You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?


I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!




GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!

DON'T take my favorites!


OOPS!

Question:

Can you see tomorrow, really?

That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK!  ???
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #573 on: May 04, 2009, 09:06:37 PM »
So, what the fuck dude!!

You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?


I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!




GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!

DON'T take my favorites!


OOPS!

Question:

Can you see tomorrow, really?

That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK!  ???

Well if you were God you'd get it I pissed my pants and caused flash foods in India
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #574 on: May 05, 2009, 05:27:43 PM »
So, what the fuck dude!!

You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?


I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!




GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!

DON'T take my favorites!


OOPS!

Question:

Can you see tomorrow, really?

That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK!  ???

I knew you were not going to get it.

Does that help???

* god *
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #575 on: May 06, 2009, 06:04:11 AM »
So, what the fuck dude!!

You must have needed a jazz saxophone player last time you took a young nephew from me. I guess this time, you must have needed another gardener, eh?


I am too involved here to give a blue fuck about heaven - Earth NEEDS more gardeners, you shithole!! You have plenty, already!!!




GET YOUR OWN!!! MAKE SOME from the shit you throw away!!
DAMN YOU!!

DON'T take my favorites!


OOPS!

Question:

Can you see tomorrow, really?

That looked edge and funny, but I didn't get it. FUCK!  ???

I knew you were not going to get it.

Does that help???

* god *
>:(
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #576 on: January 23, 2010, 08:45:46 AM »
What inspired you to make the rhinovirus and it's colleagues?

*I guess they praise you every day for the food you provide them in humans*
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #577 on: February 03, 2010, 05:36:50 PM »
You don't fancy answering lately do you?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #578 on: February 03, 2010, 06:20:40 PM »
I sent you a letter answering this but it must have got lost in the post
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #579 on: February 03, 2010, 06:26:31 PM »
Oh, a letter is so much more personal indeed.

Did you add my postal code and house number right?
Since computers do the sorting, they only look for that.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #580 on: February 03, 2010, 06:27:38 PM »
Postal what? You mortals just keep making things hard for me
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #581 on: February 03, 2010, 06:30:49 PM »
It's that brain you gave us.
We want to keep it busy.
Our way of honouring you.

The letter may arrive though, years later and many adhesives on the envelope. Or you might get it back, with adhesives on the envelope. Did you put the address of the sender on it?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #582 on: February 03, 2010, 06:33:36 PM »
You have to address it I just willed it to you I must be slipping
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #583 on: February 03, 2010, 06:38:55 PM »
Oh God, I'm so sorry.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #584 on: February 03, 2010, 06:46:16 PM »
You don't fancy answering lately do you?
maybe you should send him a pm and give him a link to this thread.  he will get an email notification, probably.  and dirtdawg is still around.  he just posts in the shout box.
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