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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #495 on: October 12, 2008, 06:23:27 PM »

GOD:

Lobbing your souring grapes in my direction? They will even fall short of your own horizon and can never reach me. You aim your accusations in the wrong direction, child.

I would introduce you to my court jester, but you are not yet ready. My favored, laughing, dancing, trickster angel would take all that you have ever touched in one single nostril sniff without noticing you and your essence would become once again the stuff of stars. You will be no more.
Lob away, if it amuses you, my child, but know more when you can.


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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #496 on: December 31, 2008, 06:43:28 PM »

You did this on purpose, didn't you, bitch!!




you knew how it would hurt me so








BITCH!!
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #497 on: January 01, 2009, 12:25:37 PM »
What's going on, Dawg?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #498 on: January 01, 2009, 12:52:34 PM »
god is lhfao at us.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #499 on: January 01, 2009, 01:13:03 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 01, 2009, 12:25:37 PM
What's going on, Dawg?

It's, uhm, involved. It would take hours to help people to understand the degree of hate I have for photography, especially as a career.

In short, I found a camera and it feels very wrong.

This can't happen to me!

I am in the process of refusing it.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #500 on: January 02, 2009, 03:48:56 PM »
Glad you seem better in your later posts. :)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #501 on: January 04, 2009, 03:45:11 AM »
why?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #502 on: January 04, 2009, 02:10:45 PM »


GOD:

... because I can. You are not yet ready to know any more than that, since you have not even come to know this much.

Challenge this, if you want. Go ahead, make my day.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #503 on: January 04, 2009, 02:12:19 PM »
Why not, God?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #504 on: January 15, 2009, 03:51:29 PM »
Why did you let the pipes freeze at the church I am working on
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #505 on: January 15, 2009, 04:00:04 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 15, 2009, 03:51:29 PM
Why did you let the pipes freeze at the church I am working on

To test you my son.   :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #506 on: January 15, 2009, 04:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on January 15, 2009, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: parts on January 15, 2009, 03:51:29 PM
Why did you let the pipes freeze at the church I am working on

To test you my son.   :laugh:

To test them I am getting paid to fix them :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #507 on: January 15, 2009, 06:22:16 PM »
It's all one big test.  :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #508 on: January 15, 2009, 06:24:14 PM »
Which begs the question: How does God grade us? On a curve, or a scale? Is it letter grades, or pass/fail?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #509 on: January 15, 2009, 08:52:41 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on January 15, 2009, 06:24:14 PM
Which begs the question: How does God grade us? On a curve, or a scale? Is it letter grades, or pass/fail?

I'll find out tomorrow when it is time to get paid :laugh:
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