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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #420 on: September 01, 2008, 07:56:32 PM »
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wislt though sell me yer axe?

But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:

every one has a price....     I'd sell my soft bed for some franklins.........
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #421 on: September 01, 2008, 07:59:42 PM »
But he needs it to smite is enemies
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #422 on: September 01, 2008, 08:02:55 PM »
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But he needs it to smite is enemies

I could use a tree branch for that.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #423 on: September 01, 2008, 08:04:15 PM »
After you cut it down with the axe huh
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #424 on: September 01, 2008, 08:20:35 PM »
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After you cut it down with the axe huh
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #425 on: September 02, 2008, 05:00:42 AM »
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wislt though sell me yer axe?

But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:

every one has a price....     I'd sell my soft bed for some franklins.........


The pic is not clear to me, but it looks like the Fireman's ax I once found on the side of the road. It might have fallen off a firetruck. It is very heavy (and holds an edge well) for an ax. I love it!


I NEVER pass up a tool of any kind on the side of the road. Most people won't stop, because they are late for something or they are afraid, but I will stop for tools. I have found MANY tools, even a chainsaw, once.

:D!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #426 on: September 02, 2008, 05:06:57 AM »
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Quote from: driftingblizzard on September 01, 2008, 07:56:32 PM
Quote from: parts on September 01, 2008, 07:53:30 PM
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wislt though sell me yer axe?

But that's my God favorite axe :laugh:

every one has a price....     I'd sell my soft bed for some franklins.........


The pic is not clear to me, but it looks like the Fireman's ax I once found on the side of the road. It might have fallen off a firetruck. It is very heavy (and holds an edge well) for an ax. I love it!


I NEVER pass up a tool of any kind on the side of the road. Most people won't stop, because they are late for something or they are afraid, but I will stop for tools. I have found MANY tools, even a chainsaw, once.

:D!

I do the same.   8)
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #427 on: September 02, 2008, 05:12:48 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on September 01, 2008, 08:20:35 PM
Quote from: parts on September 01, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
After you cut it down with the axe huh
:lol: :lol:

I'd rather use a Strat. Open with a full Gm7 add 11 and then give it full swing.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #428 on: September 04, 2008, 12:43:50 AM »
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Quote from: parts on September 01, 2008, 08:04:15 PM
After you cut it down with the axe huh
:lol: :lol:

I'd rather use a Strat. Open with a full Gm7 add 11 and then give it full swing.

QF fuckin' T.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #429 on: September 04, 2008, 02:44:25 AM »
Heres another question for God (which has probably been asked before):

Microsoft and Bill Gates.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #430 on: September 04, 2008, 04:00:51 AM »
God:

What's wrong with both of them? M$ helped make computers a viable home technology, and Bill Gates gives millions of dollars to chairties, and has started his own.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #431 on: September 04, 2008, 11:46:28 PM »
He is on the dark side---  GOD
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #432 on: September 04, 2008, 11:51:51 PM »
Here's yet another:

Why are you conning everyone?

Come on, we know you don't exist, so even me questioning a non-existence is futile. But seeing as some prat asked the original question, then i want proof. Come on, you so called creator, get your arse out here and show us something.

I'm waiting...... and waiting..... and waiting.....

Thought so, Christians have been lied to, and the whole thing is bullshit. Move on, nothing to see here.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #433 on: September 04, 2008, 11:57:25 PM »
I exist just don't like you so I won't show myself to you :P


"God does not need to prove himself to nonbelievers and infidels as he is all powerful and mighty"    Book of Parts 23:23:9

                                                   
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #434 on: September 05, 2008, 12:56:06 AM »
God CAN"T prove itself to non-believers, as it only exists in the minds of those that created it. TCO 1:1.

Still waiting.... and waiting..... and waiting..... and waiting..... and waiting.....

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