Questions for God

[DirtDawg]

You heard me. 

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.

Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!

Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?

I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.

 

[Christopher McCandless]

You heard me. 

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.

Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!

Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?

I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.

 

You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...

[DirtDawg]

You heard me. 

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.

Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!

Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?

I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.

 

You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...

You must mean placing ticks on me, right?

[Christopher McCandless]

You heard me. 

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.

Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!

Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?

I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.

 

You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...

You must mean placing ticks on me, right?

No no, i mean what i say. I am fucking God, for Christs sake... 

[Alex179]

You heard me. 

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.

Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!

Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?

I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.

 

You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...

You must mean placing ticks on me, right?

No no, i mean what i say. I am fucking God, for Christs sake... 

I will have to let Christ know you are fucking his Father for his sake.   I am sure he feels you screwing God, no matter how tiny your penis is in relation to the orifices of God.

[Christopher McCandless]

You heard me. 

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.

Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!

Whose pet cave troll did you blow to earn that?

I had you up to negative eleven a couple of days ago, Next I noticed, you were at negative twenty one.

 

You sure your eyes have not been playing ticks on you Dawg. Such are my Godly powers...

You must mean placing ticks on me, right?

No no, i mean what i say. I am fucking God, for Christs sake... 

I will have to let Christ know you are fucking his Father for his sake.   I am sure he feels you screwing God, no matter how tiny your penis is in relation to the orifices of God.

Tell Christ I am enjoying it. As for my penis, its a lot bigger than yours. I have been eating ginseng recently, as well.

[Alex179]

He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake.   Doing it because Christ can't himself?

I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis.   I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages.  I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.

[Christopher McCandless]

He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake.   Doing it because Christ can't himself?

I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis.   I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages.  I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.

I made man in my image, thank you very much. Even if those images were much smaller...

[Alex179]

He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake.   Doing it because Christ can't himself?

I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis.   I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages.  I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.

I made man in my image, thank you very much. Even if those images were much smaller...

No wonder humans are so fucking terrible, they were made to be like tiny Hadrons.

[Christopher McCandless]

He knows you are enjoying it, just didn't know it was for his sake.   Doing it because Christ can't himself?

I was talking in relation to the orifices of God, which are larger than your entire body let alone your penis.   I am sure God could make them smaller to account for your human sized appendages.  I am happy that you like the ginseng and the placebo effect it gives you in relation to your penis size.

I made man in my image, thank you very much. Even if those images were much smaller...

No wonder humans are so fucking terrible, they were made to be like tiny Hadrons.

I forgot to make you as special as you wanted to be. Me and my afterthoughts... 

[ozymandias]

To whom it may concern:  I am going to be on a millenium break for an epoch or two.  If you need me please refer all questions and concerns to Satan and Jesus.  As for me, I'll be doing some serious R&R with some hot little seraphic cherubim in a resort in Thailand.  I love you, but, you people seriously need to GET A LIFE and stop bugging me.  Sorry, but, even an omnipotent being has limits.  So anyway, have fun, kill each other randomly and without thought.  Paradise is wide open, seriously we never turn anybody away.  Well, except for Saddam, but, he was an asshole anyway and a shit stirrer like you wouldn't believe.  Besides he was Satan's bitch since he was born.

Now, please don't destroy the Earth until I get back.  I wouldn't want to miss the fun.

                                               --GOD

[Persona]

God is a girl.

[ozymandias]

God is a girl.

Actually I'm unisexual, unfortunately the PMS was responsible for the Flood and Sodom and Gommorah.   Fortunately the new hormonal replacement therapies keep me a bit more even keeled.

                            --GOD

[Persona]

Who do you have sex with, up there in Heaven?

[ozymandias]

Nobody, it's lonely at the top.

               --GOD