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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #360 on: June 22, 2007, 02:18:07 PM »


On the seventh day, while you were resting, did you really wake up in a sweat, because you had forgotten to create Photoshop?

Oh, I see, now. It was the re-set button that you forgot, right?
It was neither here or there I fogot nothing. ;D :angel: ;D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #361 on: June 24, 2007, 06:15:52 AM »

Does that mean we are smarter than you or are we supposed to accept your notion of perfection?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #362 on: June 27, 2007, 04:22:22 PM »

Does that mean we are smarter than you or are we supposed to accept your notion of perfection?
Nobody is smarter than Me and don't You forget that. :evillaugh: Perfection is better than not being perfect. :eyebrows:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #363 on: July 02, 2007, 03:53:40 PM »
CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, FUCKING CUNT, CUNT, CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1





I just remembered, I owe PI karma for that.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2007, 09:28:45 AM by MarkingDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #364 on: August 03, 2007, 03:11:24 PM »
Why would you put me throe hell this last year?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #365 on: August 03, 2007, 03:29:25 PM »
Why would you put me throe hell this last year?
Why not?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #366 on: August 07, 2007, 08:18:13 PM »
Why are you letting woman in the middle east get raped all the time?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #367 on: August 08, 2007, 08:19:01 AM »

Doesn't that happen just about everywhere, just about all the time?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #368 on: August 08, 2007, 09:47:13 AM »
Why are you letting woman in the middle east get raped all the time?

Thats what they get for not showing their faces!   Wait that is supposed to be the reason they don't show their faces.   Doh!

I let everything happen, good or bad.   I just sit back and laugh.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #369 on: August 08, 2007, 10:33:49 AM »
Yikes, what happened to you, God?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #370 on: August 08, 2007, 10:40:09 AM »
Yikes, what happened to you, God?
Moi?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #371 on: August 08, 2007, 10:45:43 AM »
You heard me.  :P
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #372 on: August 08, 2007, 10:47:57 AM »
You heard me.  :P
Oh nothing, asides getting bored recently with the lark of dealing with all you humies...

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #373 on: August 08, 2007, 11:39:32 AM »
You heard me.  :P

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #374 on: August 08, 2007, 11:46:42 AM »
You heard me.  :P

Good response.
Arguing with Hadron brings to mind the frustration of trying to eat a plate of Brussel's sprouts while being bounced around in a boat to the beat of a busy, bubbling sea.
Arguing with God would do the same thing. Look at my karma!!