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Offline Calandale

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #330 on: May 19, 2007, 07:48:36 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on May 19, 2007, 07:25:33 PM
Quote from: calandale on May 19, 2007, 05:16:27 PM
You shouldn't have sicked your little pretty boys with their
pointy sticks on us then. We will be back, and we shall win
over the majority of your pansies, this time.

Go for it, you sick twisted individual.   I won't be shedding any tears over those douche bag angels.  Fucking anal retentive wussies.  Flouncing around in their feathery wings and gowns and trying to tell me how to do my job.  If I had to do it all over again.  I would have sent them down to hell and kept Satan around.....at least he had a sense of humor.

                                                                                        ----GOD

Remember, we were all angels, before the liberal of us
couldn't take your shit any longer. Anyhow, it's too late
to make all kissy kissy, when your ass is nearly cooked.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #331 on: May 19, 2007, 09:36:40 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on May 19, 2007, 07:32:49 PM
  I think he (Saddam) was made a mod at wp, and thats about as low as you can sink in the demonic hierarchy.   

                                           --GOD

 :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #332 on: May 30, 2007, 06:37:55 AM »

Are you still charging me for all those therapy and consultation sessions my mom asked for?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #333 on: June 06, 2007, 09:59:17 PM »

On the seventh day, while you were resting, did you really wake up in a sweat, because you had forgotten to create Photoshop?
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #334 on: June 07, 2007, 12:43:21 AM »
dear god,

where the fuck has that bra gone?  i know i washed it a couple of weeks ago, and now it's disappeared completely.  i mean, i know you didn't exactly over-endow me, but, for fuck's sake - can't a girl hang on to a favourite bra?  you misogynistic bastard.  that's the last time i have a guilty conscience abut wanking for you!  anyway, hanging off a pole is no way to spend easter.  fool.

thank you.

yours sincerely,

Lucifer x
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #335 on: June 07, 2007, 03:16:17 AM »
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I know something about opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers
Slipping the clippers
Slipping the clippers through the telephone wires
The sense of isolation inspires
Inspires me
I like to feel the suspense when I'm certain you know I am there
I like you lying awake, your baited breath charging the air
I like the touch and the smell of all the pretty dresses you wear
Intruders happy in the dark
Intruder come
Intruder come and leave his mark, leave his mark


Oops...looks like I've been discovered.


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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #336 on: June 07, 2007, 04:00:33 AM »
oi, you misguided tranny - give me my underwear back!   :grrr:

or i'll be nice to you.   >:D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #337 on: June 07, 2007, 04:22:14 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 04:00:33 AM
oi, you misguided tranny - give me my underwear back!   :grrr:

or i'll be nice to you.   >:D

You'll have to TAKE them from me.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #338 on: June 07, 2007, 04:46:10 AM »
with my teeth?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #339 on: June 07, 2007, 04:47:09 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on June 07, 2007, 04:46:10 AM
with my teeth?
Be careful, he's wrapped it around his cock!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #340 on: June 07, 2007, 04:48:13 AM »
yeah, and?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #341 on: June 07, 2007, 04:49:04 AM »
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #342 on: June 07, 2007, 04:56:56 AM »
yeah, and?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #343 on: June 07, 2007, 05:24:34 AM »
I do hope you draw a bit of blood.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #344 on: June 07, 2007, 05:28:05 AM »
Quote from: calandale on June 07, 2007, 05:24:34 AM
I do hope you draw a bit of blood.

just a bit?  no chance...

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