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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #675 on: March 19, 2016, 05:01:07 PM »
Dear, God. What's your favorite super power?  :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #676 on: March 19, 2016, 06:01:29 PM »
Spitting watermelon seeds across the universe.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #677 on: March 19, 2016, 10:11:46 PM »
Who died and made you god?  :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #678 on: March 19, 2016, 11:23:12 PM »
Who said I died?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #679 on: March 20, 2016, 12:49:45 AM »
Nietzsche.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #680 on: March 20, 2016, 05:18:19 AM »
  "If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?"  :tard:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #681 on: March 20, 2016, 10:18:49 AM »
Nietzsche.

He's dead and I'm still here. 
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #682 on: March 20, 2016, 10:19:27 AM »
  "If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?"  :tard:

That quote was written by someone with word dyslexia.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #683 on: March 20, 2016, 10:28:55 AM »
  "If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?"  :tard:

That quote was written by someone with word dyslexia.

He is so going to hell. :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #684 on: March 20, 2016, 03:48:34 PM »
  "If it's true that man has created God in man's own image, what does that say about us?"  :tard:

That quote was written by someone with word dyslexia.

He is so going to hell. :zoinks:

  You'd better ask Almighty God about that.  It is not your place to decide.  :M
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #685 on: March 20, 2016, 03:49:25 PM »

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #686 on: March 20, 2016, 03:50:51 PM »
Nietzsche.

He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.

  Ours will be immortal, too, as long as Odeon keeps paying the host.  :zoinks:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #687 on: March 20, 2016, 03:55:29 PM »
:laugh:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #688 on: March 21, 2016, 01:09:58 AM »
Nietzsche.

He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.

  Ours will be immortal, too, as long as Odeon keeps paying the host.  :zoinks:

And considering today's kids, we stand a better chance than that other bloke. :zoinks:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #689 on: March 21, 2016, 05:26:57 AM »
Nietzsche.

He's dead and I'm still here.
Yet his words are immortal.

  Ours will be immortal, too, as long as Odeon keeps paying the host.  :zoinks:

And considering today's kids, we stand a better chance than that other bloke. :zoinks:

  Heisenweeble will be a cult heroine 200 years from now.  :zoinks:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"