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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #135 on: January 14, 2007, 10:15:22 PM »
will i ever be loved in "that" way?

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #136 on: January 14, 2007, 10:38:42 PM »
Give me a fuckn break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that fuckn kit kat bar!

When do I get my break?  Either fuckn kill me or give me a fuckn break.
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #137 on: January 14, 2007, 11:04:51 PM »
i have read several posts this morning and this is the first one i have responded to.  am i losing my touch?

Apparently so,....... take 2 asprin and call me in the morning.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #138 on: January 14, 2007, 11:06:27 PM »
What is my great purpose in life?  :-\

To ponder what your purpose in life is. I know that sounds like a circular argument, but it makes sense to me.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #139 on: January 14, 2007, 11:08:45 PM »
Will I ever feel forgiven, or will I feel inferior and guilty even in the afterlife?

If you're feeling guilty, you can confess the full details of what you did in a PM to me. I promise not to laugh or tell anyone else.  :crossed:

-God

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #140 on: January 14, 2007, 11:10:19 PM »
Will he never see beyond my flaws and see me for who I am, and love me for that?  :-\

Did'nt I aready tell you that you're doomed to a life of romantic unhapines as a result of my capricious assholeness??

-God

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #141 on: January 14, 2007, 11:11:32 PM »
will i ever be loved in "that" way?

You will always be loved in "this" way.....sorry.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #142 on: January 14, 2007, 11:23:39 PM »
will i ever be loved in "that" way?

Just relish the dreams I gave you, sparing you the reality.


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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #143 on: January 14, 2007, 11:24:29 PM »
Message for God:  :finger:

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #144 on: January 15, 2007, 06:34:45 AM »
Message for God:  :finger:

I hear what your saying!
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #145 on: January 15, 2007, 10:01:25 AM »
Message for God:  :finger:

The Universe is cruel and indifferent, so am I.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #146 on: January 15, 2007, 10:58:03 AM »
I will ask you again, just for amusement,  Give me a break or kill me quickly!

Mc Donalds had neglected to hire me for another week, and I don't have any money left.  I could borrow money from my mom, but she may not have it.  She is usually asking me to borrow money.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #147 on: January 15, 2007, 03:28:43 PM »
I will ask you again, just for amusement,  Give me a break or kill me quickly!

Mc Donalds had neglected to hire me for another week, and I don't have any money left.  I could borrow money from my mom, but she may not have it.  She is usually asking me to borrow money.

Go rob a bank. If you succeed, you'll have plenty of money, if not, you'll die quickly!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #148 on: January 15, 2007, 10:16:05 PM »
God, what is your favorite sexual position?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #149 on: January 15, 2007, 10:19:12 PM »
God, what is your favorite sexual position?

Abstinence. Sex would mean that humans are enjoying themselves. We can't have that now can we??

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