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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #510 on: January 15, 2009, 08:57:45 PM »
Damn, you work for Him? What's he pay per hour? Is he hiring?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #511 on: January 15, 2009, 09:00:06 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on January 15, 2009, 08:57:45 PM
Damn, you work for Him? What's he pay per hour? Is he hiring?

About a grand to keep his pipes from freezing all powerful my ass :laugh:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #512 on: January 15, 2009, 09:05:03 PM »
 :LMAO: :plus:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #513 on: January 16, 2009, 04:12:11 PM »
Ditto. :LMAO:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #514 on: January 16, 2009, 04:38:04 PM »
Why do you always seem to let real bastards work for you?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #515 on: January 16, 2009, 05:23:33 PM »
GOD: Because someone had to give those assholes a job and keep them off the street.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #516 on: January 16, 2009, 05:28:06 PM »
Can't we just shoot them >:D
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #517 on: January 16, 2009, 05:30:57 PM »
Yay! Kill them!  :agreed: :litigious: :arrr:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #518 on: January 16, 2009, 05:38:25 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 16, 2009, 05:28:06 PM
Can't we just shoot them >:D


GOD: Not yet.  NOT yet!  Patience, child. I want my name scarred into their souls from fire, first. You can have them once they appear to you as the serpents that they have become. While they still walk upright and remain somewhat entertaining, they are MINE!

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #519 on: January 28, 2009, 05:05:00 AM »
WTF you ignore the conditions on my contract and only fucking pay me half then make me wait for the rest(which I have yet to get)  at least Satan follows though with what he puts in writing :grrr:
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #520 on: January 31, 2009, 06:18:49 PM »
Bastard you still have to to send me my fucking check you delinquent I hope all your pipes  freeze 
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #521 on: February 01, 2009, 06:10:28 PM »


The Czech is in the male.

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #522 on: February 02, 2009, 09:03:09 AM »
Would you either help me or just leave me the fuck alone?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #523 on: February 08, 2009, 12:31:44 PM »
Delinquent bastard you still owe me $500 WTF
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #524 on: February 08, 2009, 02:48:44 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on February 02, 2009, 09:03:09 AM
Would you either help me or just leave me the fuck alone?

Paraphrasing Morgan Freeman as God in the hilarious movie,  "Evan Almighty"  ...


"If you pray for courage does God just give you courage or does He create opportunities for you to be courageous?  If you pray for patience, does God just give you patience or does He create opportunities for you to be patient. If you pray for your family to be closer together, does God zap you with warm fuzzy feelings or does He create opportunities for you to love each other?"


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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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