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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #285 on: May 03, 2007, 10:22:39 AM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 02, 2007, 10:11:00 AM
My haiku's were better IMO

I love sneezing. I always get a buzz from a good sneeze.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #286 on: May 03, 2007, 05:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 03, 2007, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 02, 2007, 10:11:00 AM
My haiku's were better IMO

I love sneezing. I always get a buzz from a good sneeze.

They're almost as bad as orgasms.
Still, sometimes one gets to the
point where they just have to.

Nothing beats a good shit though.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #287 on: May 03, 2007, 06:38:14 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 02, 2007, 12:25:41 PM
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 02, 2007, 10:11:00 AM
My haiku's were better IMO

I agree. But they still sucked.

To quote a girl friend of mine, "You're a guy, you're not allowed to suck, that's my job damnit!!"
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #288 on: May 03, 2007, 06:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 03, 2007, 06:38:14 PM

To quote a girl friend of mine, "You're a guy, you're not allowed to suck, that's my job damnit!!"

Most girl's I've been with rather liked my mouth down there.

Sorry she didn't appreciate your technique.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #289 on: May 03, 2007, 06:43:39 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 03, 2007, 06:40:09 PM
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 03, 2007, 06:38:14 PM

To quote a girl friend of mine, "You're a guy, you're not allowed to suck, that's my job damnit!!"

Most girl's I've been with rather liked my mouth down there.

Sorry she didn't appreciate your technique.

Are you refering to a Spanish kiss?? That's not the same thing as sucking. Get your terms straight virgin boy!!  :P
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #290 on: May 03, 2007, 06:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 03, 2007, 06:43:39 PM
Are you refering to a Spanish kiss?? That's not the same thing as sucking. Get your terms straight virgin boy!!  :P

Sucking seems the right term for what I do.
Don't need all kind of silly words.

I suck clit at times, and I suck lips.

Totally unrelated, I love the groin
tendons.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #291 on: May 12, 2007, 12:46:39 AM »
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Quote from: Thagomizer on May 01, 2007, 08:09:01 PM
Why are so many people asking you stupid questions???
case in point?

Some questions just answer themselves.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #292 on: May 12, 2007, 10:00:25 PM »
Why don't I rule the world yet ??
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #293 on: May 13, 2007, 10:50:52 AM »
'cause I do.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #294 on: May 13, 2007, 11:13:27 AM »
Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
Why don't I rule the world yet ??

you do.

you rule your little corner of it.....until you go to work in the morning.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #295 on: May 13, 2007, 11:31:10 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 13, 2007, 11:13:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
Why don't I rule the world yet ??

you do.

you rule your little corner of it.....until you go to work in the morning.

I'm working on ruling that too.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #296 on: May 13, 2007, 11:31:32 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 13, 2007, 11:13:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Spamalot on May 12, 2007, 10:00:25 PM
Why don't I rule the world yet ??

you do.

you rule your little corner of it.....until you go to work in the morning.

I'm working on ruling that too.
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #297 on: May 13, 2007, 01:52:24 PM »
Why does spammy double post?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #298 on: May 14, 2007, 07:46:09 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 13, 2007, 01:52:24 PM
Why does spammy double post?

Lazy way of post-whoring perhaps?
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #299 on: May 14, 2007, 08:47:40 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 14, 2007, 07:46:09 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 13, 2007, 01:52:24 PM
Why does spammy double post?

Lazy way of post-whoring perhaps?

I haven't been able to figure out if it's my internet connection (stealing it with a D-link router) or a glitch with the site or a combination of both.

Half the time that I post, when I click the post button, nothing happens and I have to copy what I wrote and hit the refresh button. If I don't see what I posted, I'll post again. Most of the time I just posted once. Sometimes it already posted, but it didn't show up when I hit refresh.
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