As it was confirmed that Jack the Ripper was in fact actually Christopher Robbin, rather than Winnie the Pooh I did some more digging. Winnie the Pooh defiantly had secrets. Secrets it took a lot of effort to find. My sources are protected due to their own safety and want to remain anonymous.
My sources were Kermit the Frog and
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Winnie the Pooh is really Darth Vader...
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