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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2014, 12:30:51 PM »
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I think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.

I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?

We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.

You fucking weirdos. Why don't you use things that will break, so they buy more of the broken things?

I know, and the country is littered with all these non-biodegradable houses that last 100+ years.  Oh well, at least they're smaller than the houses in the US, and packed more closely together; I get to hear the neighbours coughing through the shared wall.

I'm sure they hear our sexual activities as well.

We've probably traumatised them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2014, 12:32:27 PM »
Quote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:30:51 PM
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:21:38 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:20:30 PM
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: Peter on April 05, 2014, 12:07:18 PM
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 08:54:40 AM
I think people ask for stuff like pots and pans, the things you can use to build a household together.

I thought you built houses out of stuff like plywood and drywall. Who ever thought of using pans for a wall?

We build our houses out of bricks and concrete.

You fucking weirdos. Why don't you use things that will break, so they buy more of the broken things?

I know, and the country is littered with all these non-biodegradable houses that last 100+ years.  Oh well, at least they're smaller than the houses in the US, and packed more closely together; I get to hear the neighbours coughing through the shared wall.

I'm sure they hear our sexual activities as well.

We've probably traumatised them.

Or given them at least a years worth of masturbation material.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2014, 12:46:13 PM »
You want I should charter a truckful of bricks to be delivered on Peter's doorstep the day you arrive?
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2014, 12:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 12:46:13 PM
You want I should charter a truckful of bricks to be delivered on Peter's doorstep the day you arrive?

Yes. Do that.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2014, 12:53:26 PM »
I could label them Minecraft: Offline Edition.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2014, 01:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 05, 2014, 12:53:26 PM
I could label them Minecraft: Offline Edition.

I play minecraft enough. Don't turn me into a carpenter.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PM »
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2014, 11:21:52 PM »
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PM
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.

You know you're bored when Peter does it for real.

(bored as in a hole, not bored as in uninteresting.)
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2014, 11:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 05, 2014, 11:21:52 PM
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PM
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.

You know you're bored when Peter does it for real.

(bored as in a hole, not bored as in uninteresting.)

I know. It'll be great.
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2014, 04:03:55 AM »
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PM
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.

Do you have a special interest?  :nerdy:
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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2014, 06:07:30 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 06, 2014, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PM
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.

Do you have a special interest?  :nerdy:

Rape and molestation, with a serving of pain.  I make her cry sometimes, and I love it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hi. I'm here, finally.
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2014, 09:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 06, 2014, 06:07:30 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 06, 2014, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: moarskrillex42 on April 05, 2014, 11:02:54 PM
Peter's asleep. Quick, ask about our sex life. I'm bored.

Do you have a special interest?  :nerdy:

Rape and molestation, with a serving of pain.  I make her cry sometimes, and I love it.

It is pretty nice.
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