Mary Poppins

[Semicolon]

[DirtDawg]

Bacon

(It really doesn't agree with me if it's crispy. And limp bacon is impossible to get at a diner.)

I can not really eat bacon if it is not really brown and crispy.

To me a restaurant can not cook bacon fully, to my satisfaction.  We could probably never live together. 

[DirtDawg]

Furry handcuffs

[Queen Victoria]

Bacon

(It really doesn't agree with me if it's crispy. And limp bacon is impossible to get at a diner.)

I can not really eat bacon if it is not really brown and crispy.

To me a restaurant can not cook bacon fully, to my satisfaction.  We could probably never live together. 

Yes we could.  We'd just use 2 frying pans.

[DirtDawg]

Bacon

(It really doesn't agree with me if it's crispy. And limp bacon is impossible to get at a diner.)

I can not really eat bacon if it is not really brown and crispy.

To me a restaurant can not cook bacon fully, to my satisfaction.  We could probably never live together. 

Yes we could.  We'd just use 2 frying pans.

Good thinking.

I actually use several frying pans.

Imagine the conversations ...   "What is for dinner?"    ...    "Don't know, but the grease is hot! What would you like?"   

['andersom']

Bacon

(It really doesn't agree with me if it's crispy. And limp bacon is impossible to get at a diner.)

I can not really eat bacon if it is not really brown and crispy.

To me a restaurant can not cook bacon fully, to my satisfaction.  We could probably never live together. 

That brings back memories.

A student house I lived in, and one of the ladies really could not cook. Whenever she would make something with bacon, the other students were glad if I was in early. Because vegetarian or not, the sight of badly treated bacon is a pain in the eye. I would take all the time to give it slow love, getting it very crispy. I was the bacon expert.

Worst thing the housemate could cook was red cabbage though. It would end up like light green goo, without any taste.

Every monday, when this girl had to cook, one of us would try to be home early, to assist her, and hopefully teach her something.

[ZEGH8578]

Mary Poopins

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[Semicolon]

Turning red cabbage into green goo is .

[Arya Quinn]

I don't want her to pull out an AK47 and blow me away. 

But I do want her to pull out a lightsaber, hand it to me and say "You're destined to be a Jedi-Wizard, so I'm taking you to Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters where you will be trained by Syrio Forel, the Winchester brothers, Master Yoda and Professor Lupin the arts of badassery."

[Semicolon]

A used tampon

I don't want her to pull out an AK47 and blow me away. 

But I do want her to pull out a lightsaber, hand it to me and say "You're destined to be a Jedi-Wizard, so I'm taking you to Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters where you will be trained by Syrio Forel, the Winchester brothers, Master Yoda and Professor Lupin the arts of badassery."

Most of your teachers have died at least once.

[Arya Quinn]

A used tampon

I don't want her to pull out an AK47 and blow me away. 

But I do want her to pull out a lightsaber, hand it to me and say "You're destined to be a Jedi-Wizard, so I'm taking you to Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters where you will be trained by Syrio Forel, the Winchester brothers, Master Yoda and Professor Lupin the arts of badassery."

Most of your teachers have died at least once.

We never saw Syrio die. 

[Semicolon]

A used tampon

I don't want her to pull out an AK47 and blow me away. 

But I do want her to pull out a lightsaber, hand it to me and say "You're destined to be a Jedi-Wizard, so I'm taking you to Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters where you will be trained by Syrio Forel, the Winchester brothers, Master Yoda and Professor Lupin the arts of badassery."

Most of your teachers have died at least once.

We never saw Syrio die. 

I said "most".

Yoda and Lupin stayed dead.

[Arya Quinn]

A used tampon

I don't want her to pull out an AK47 and blow me away. 

But I do want her to pull out a lightsaber, hand it to me and say "You're destined to be a Jedi-Wizard, so I'm taking you to Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters where you will be trained by Syrio Forel, the Winchester brothers, Master Yoda and Professor Lupin the arts of badassery."

Most of your teachers have died at least once.

We never saw Syrio die. 

I said "most".

Yoda and Lupin stayed dead.

[El-Presidente]

She pulls out a double ended dildo, some lube and a midget.

[DirtDawg]

Bacon

(It really doesn't agree with me if it's crispy. And limp bacon is impossible to get at a diner.)

I can not really eat bacon if it is not really brown and crispy.

To me a restaurant can not cook bacon fully, to my satisfaction.  We could probably never live together. 

That brings back memories.

A student house I lived in, and one of the ladies really could not cook. Whenever she would make something with bacon, the other students were glad if I was in early. Because vegetarian or not, the sight of badly treated bacon is a pain in the eye. I would take all the time to give it slow love, getting it very crispy. I was the bacon expert.

Worst thing the housemate could cook was red cabbage though. It would end up like light green goo, without any taste.

Every monday, when this girl had to cook, one of us would try to be home early, to assist her, and hopefully teach her something.

Makes me think of the many ways one of my old "housemates" tried over and over to serve us seaweed. It was just green goo and did even sport the fortitude of tasting like the grass that horses eat.

DO not get me wrong, I have developed a taste for certain kinds of seaweed, prepared with butter or fat and topped with vinegar or beer. NOthing as awesome as a good pot of fresh greens from the garden, but supposedly loaded with micro-nutrients that are not available from any fare found on land.

My question; did any of you ever teach her anything?