I Wish...

[odeon]

You are given a top pair of swanky stomper klompen, but they are riddled with woodworm and fall apart just when you are doing the conga through the tulips   

I wish I could hit the target with my bow and arrow.

You did. He died.

I wish my book was published.

['andersom']

It did,
It made you famous. Middle aged men and women are following you everywhere, drooling even on your Jag.

I wish for a lot more trees where I live.

[Semicolon]

You get your wish, by moving to America.

I wish for a sandwich.

[MissKitty]

You get it. But the two excessively hairy men who showed up on your doorstep asking if you were the filling, wasn't what you were counting on.

I wish I could go on a vacation someplace quiet

[Semicolon]

You go on vacation in the Swedish wilderness and stay with Lit.

I wish for a trip to Europe.

[bodie]

Ta-daaaa you are in Europe! You end up in London's East End and get amnesia after a bump to your head.  You are taken in by some unscrupulous cockney bastards who make you believe you are heir to the throne of England. 


I wish i could find my voice IRL and talk without any anxiety.

['andersom']

Your wish has been granted, but you have lost your capability to produce coherent thoughts.


I would like a nice massage.

[Semicolon]

You get a gift certificate for a free massage, but you catch the Ass Burgers Disease on your ride there and ask the masseuse not to touch you.

I wish for a train derailing.

['andersom']

You're lucky, you get to see it from a very close range, as an integral part of the derailing device. It will be your final memory.

I wish all beds were made, in my house.

[Semicolon]

Your house is turned into a bed-making factory to carve from scratch all of the beds in the world. This factory supplies all of the world's beds, which are hereafter known as "Hykes".

I wish for some fast food.

[MissKitty]

Here you go. Now go catch it.



I wish we weren't getting more snow tomorrow

[Semicolon]

You don't get any more snow, and the weather turns into a warm spring. It's such nice weather that Justin Bieber moves back to Canada.

I wish for to bring me some Dutch chocolate.

[El]

You don't get any more snow, and the weather turns into a warm spring. It's such nice weather that Justin Bieber moves back to Canada.

I wish for to bring me some Dutch chocolate.

brings you some dutch chocolate- baked into a hot dog, with a rye bun and guacamole topping.  Because the computer from jeopardy thought that was a good idea.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

[odeon]

Your wish is granted. Now everything moves about as soon as you think about them.

I wish I'd stop getting new eye infections all the time without losing the eye.

[Icequeen]

*waves wand*

Your wish is granted, you are now healed and have x-ray vision...you have the ability to see through clothes...boobs everywhere...unfortunately this works with both sexes.

I wish it was summer.