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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« on: February 13, 2014, 07:52:17 PM »
 :LOL: *chuckles for a few seconds*

 :( Sheesh.... who am I kidding....

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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 02:49:23 AM »
Are there many singles who forget they are single?  :zoinks:
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 02:59:54 AM »
This single is happy enough, and does not want any awareness created around her.

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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 03:02:55 AM »
What more can I want as a single. My baker handed me a bread that was heartshaped. His wife smiled at me.
I got a cuddle from my favourite villager. Who then gloated of being shopping for bread while holding a young gal in his arms.

Life is fine, for this single.
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 03:46:19 AM »
Indeed.  I think it is more likely 'couples' who need reminding they are not single anymore.  :orly:
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 03:49:52 AM »
I take it this is a valentines thread from Genesis.

Valentines means nothing for me. I only get reminded that it exists, because I am online. And because some shops try to get the valentine tradition introduced in the Netherlands. In the bigger places it works, a bit. In my village no one cares. There are no extra red flowers in the supermarket. Just the same types of flowers as usual.

The times I got valentine gifts, I liked it a lot, because I knew it meant a great deal to the one sending them me. But it could just as well have been on January 14, or any other day, for  me.
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 03:50:49 AM »
What more can I want as a single. My baker handed me a bread that was heartshaped. His wife smiled at me.
I got a cuddle from my favourite villager. Who then gloated of being shopping for bread while holding a young gal in his arms.

Life is fine, for this single.

Yesterday I made some Rye and Spelt bread for the first time.  I now wish I had thought of making it heart shaped.  I might have a go later.
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 03:52:01 AM »
What more can I want as a single. My baker handed me a bread that was heartshaped. His wife smiled at me.
I got a cuddle from my favourite villager. Who then gloated of being shopping for bread while holding a young gal in his arms.

Life is fine, for this single.

Yesterday I made some Rye and Spelt bread for the first time.  I now wish I had thought of making it heart shaped.  I might have a go later.

How does it taste?

Is it a very compact bread?
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 04:01:21 AM »
We ate it still warm.  It tasted good but most bread does when fresh from the oven.  There was none left to taste cold. 

Yes it was not a 'light' bread, it was compact but very nice. 
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 04:03:21 AM »
Have you got a recipe?

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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 05:38:50 AM »
<single and very aware

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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2014, 05:54:29 AM »
<single and very aware

Are you happy?

Apparently it is happy singles awareness day only.

The not overtly happy singles have to wait a tad longer, to get noticed and appreciated.
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 05:59:46 AM »
<single and very aware

Are you happy?

Apparently it is happy singles awareness day only.

The not overtly happy singles have to wait a tad longer, to get noticed and appreciated.
not happy about it

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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 06:04:46 AM »
This single is happy enough, and does not want any awareness created around her.

Without awareness, how will we ever find a cure for the Ass Burgers? :autism:

Have you got a recipe?

* ponders on where to find rye flour *

According to a quick search, the Netherlands produced 17 million kilograms of rye in 2002. Germany and Poland produced most of the EU's rye in 2012. Link 1 Link 2 If you can't find any at home, my suggestion is to ask a German. Perhaps Odeon can translate for you. :thumbup:

I don't know how reliable those numbers are. :P
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Re: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2014, 06:23:28 AM »
This single is happy enough, and does not want any awareness created around her.

Without awareness, how will we ever find a cure for the Ass Burgers? :autism:

Have you got a recipe?

* ponders on where to find rye flour *

According to a quick search, the Netherlands produced 17 million kilograms of rye in 2002. Germany and Poland produced most of the EU's rye in 2012. Link 1 Link 2 If you can't find any at home, my suggestion is to ask a German. Perhaps Odeon can translate for you. :thumbup:

I don't know how reliable those numbers are. :P

Oh, I know rye is being produced here.
Last time I wanted rye flour, I bugged my baker, and he got it from his supplier.
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