All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox

[El-Presidente]

This one was easy. 

I have a tail,  and I have a head but no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

Answer, a coin.   

[Semicolon]

Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks?

[bodie]

Yup,  Ok i will find some hard ones

(as the actress said to the bishop)

[bodie]

Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks?

I wonder if they are woolly or cotton, there has been no reference to that and it is important because they could have shrunk in the wash 

[Jack]

Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks?

Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?

[Icequeen]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

[Gopher Gary]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

[Queen Victoria]

I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for?

Head, tail, no body

[Queen Victoria]

How quickly can you find out what is unusual...

None of the words have the letter "e."

[P7PSP]

Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks?

Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?

I don't. I put my clean socks and skivvies in my USN flight bag.

["couldbecousin"]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you! 

[Gopher Gary]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you! 

Awww!

[Jack]

Your shoe size increases by one unit per year and you buy socks accordingly to match your shoe size. Your bedroom sock drawer contains 10 red socks, 20 blue socks and 30 green socks, bought randomly over the past 3 years. There is no light and you need to grab a pair in the dark.
How many socks should you pull out of the drawer to guarantee that you have a same-sized pair with matching colors?

Who is buying these multicolored, tailor-fitted socks?

Who doesn't match them together in their drawer?

I don't. I put my clean socks and skivvies in my USN flight bag.

Guessing they're probably all the same.

[Queen Victoria]

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three,...

An eye?

[Semicolon]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you! 

Such language!