All these goddamn riddles in the newsbox

[P7PSP]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you! 

Such language!

[bodie]

I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for?

Head, tail, no body

  It was a coin.

[bodie]

How quickly can you find out what is unusual...

None of the words have the letter "e."

   Your Majesty is most correct.

[Queen Victoria]

I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?

Yep! Your Majesty  it is a keyboard.



Which one are you saying 'comma' for?

Head, tail, no body

  It was a coin.

It was a coin, but now it's a comma.  Queen Victoria has ruled so.   

[bodie]

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three,...

An eye?

   Yes.

[Queen Victoria]

I shall now retire from the Riddle Competition undefeated.  Next I will take on Lord Voldemort.

[bodie]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you! 

Awww!

He claims to know all the riddles, but has not answered one yet,  I think 'gollum' is more appropriate!

[Gopher Gary]

But I like being a gopher today. 

You're a groundhog...gophers don't hibernate.

I sure look like a gopher. 

  You look like a fat, fuzzy little fucker and I wuv you! 

Awww!

He claims to know all the riddles, but has not answered one yet,  I think 'gollum' is more appropriate!

You know that wasn't me. Quit playing dumb. You do a good enough job when you ain't pretending. 

[bodie]

You know that wasn't me.

Wasn't who?  You speak with the mouth piece of the community sock puppet.  That means any of the members here can slip inside you as and when they please 

If you want your own 'persona' on here, why don't you use your own account?

It wasn't me that changed the sock puppet into a gopher so how would I know it wasn't you?

[Semicolon]

You know that wasn't me.

Wasn't who?  You speak with the mouth piece of the community sock puppet.  That means any of the members here can slip inside you as and when they please 

If you want your own 'persona' on here, why don't you use your own account?

It wasn't me that changed the sock puppet into a gopher so how would I know it wasn't you?

Much like Queen Victoria.

[Gopher Gary]

You know that wasn't me.

Wasn't who?  You speak with the mouth piece of the community sock puppet.  That means any of the members here can slip inside you as and when they please 

If you want your own 'persona' on here, why don't you use your own account?

It wasn't me that changed the sock puppet into a gopher so how would I know it wasn't you?

Oh my, blonde moment, I have no clue what's going on here. 

This is my account. I actually think it's funny when other people use it. Except for you, because you just cry and bleed on me. 

[Gopher Gary]

The interwebs says I've officially cursed the world with six more weeks of winter. You can thank me later.  I never knew being a gopher meant having so much power. 

['andersom']

Do those socks come in left and right socks? Or is it just red socks, green socks and such?

['andersom']

If it is not about left and right, then it is impossible to pull out more than 9 socks without getting a match, so the answer is 10.

['andersom']

If it is still dark, you will still have no idea which socks to put on though.