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Who do you most want to fuck?
« on: January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM »
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2014, 03:11:30 PM »
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.

Your mum.

Seriously dude, stop making this so easy.
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2014, 03:32:09 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on January 29, 2014, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.

Your mum.

Seriously dude, stop making this so easy.

I could see why you would say that. A lot of guys think she's hot.
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2014, 03:55:58 PM »
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on January 29, 2014, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.

Your mum.

Seriously dude, stop making this so easy.

I could see why you would say that. A lot of guys think she's hot.

Pics pls
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2014, 05:09:46 PM »
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on January 29, 2014, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.

Your mum.

Seriously dude, stop making this so easy.

I could see why you would say that. A lot of guys think she's hot.

Is her name Gianna Michaels? That would be awkward. :blonde:
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2014, 05:15:04 PM »
I ain't going to say your mom, because that would be way out of line. I'll just watch El-Presidente do you mom.  :zoinks:
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2014, 06:42:11 PM »
  I don't want to fuck anybody.  :M :angel:
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2014, 08:03:03 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
  I don't want to fuck anybody.  :M :angel:

Why not admit your secret crush on John Kerry? :orly:
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2014, 08:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 08:03:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
  I don't want to fuck anybody.  :M :angel:

Why not admit your secret crush on John Kerry? :orly:

  That was random.  Even for you.  :P
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2014, 08:34:53 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 08:03:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
  I don't want to fuck anybody.  :M :angel:

Why not admit your secret crush on John Kerry? :orly:

  That was random.  Even for you.  :P

I looked up a list of politicians from Massachusetts and chose the most famous one who's still alive. :P It was between John Kerry and Elizabeth Warren.
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2014, 08:37:59 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 08:34:53 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 08:03:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
  I don't want to fuck anybody.  :M :angel:

Why not admit your secret crush on John Kerry? :orly:

  That was random.  Even for you.  :P

I looked up a list of politicians from Massachusetts and chose the most famous one who's still alive. :P It was between John Kerry and Elizabeth Warren.

  That was your first mistake.  :P
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2014, 08:41:09 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 08:37:59 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 08:34:53 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 08:11:17 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 08:03:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 29, 2014, 06:42:11 PM
  I don't want to fuck anybody.  :M :angel:

Why not admit your secret crush on John Kerry? :orly:

  That was random.  Even for you.  :P

I looked up a list of politicians from Massachusetts and chose the most famous one who's still alive. :P It was between John Kerry and Elizabeth Warren.

  That was your first mistake.  :P

Was my second choosing someone of the wrong gender? :P
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2014, 04:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 05:09:46 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on January 29, 2014, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.

Your mum.

Seriously dude, stop making this so easy.

I could see why you would say that. A lot of guys think she's hot.

Is her name Gianna Michaels? That would be awkward. :blonde:

No.
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2014, 03:44:26 PM »
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 30, 2014, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 29, 2014, 05:09:46 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on January 29, 2014, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: QuéOnda on January 29, 2014, 03:07:52 PM
If you could fuck one person in the world, who would it be? I'm not talking about marrying or dating. I'm talking about a no-strings-attached fuck.
I think I'd most like to fuck the porn star Gianna Michaels. She's hot and freaky and might have the best body in the porn industry.

Your mum.

Seriously dude, stop making this so easy.

I could see why you would say that. A lot of guys think she's hot.

Is her name Gianna Michaels? That would be awkward. :blonde:

No.

Post pics of your mom.  :orly: :eyebrows:
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Re: Who do you most want to fuck?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2014, 04:35:00 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on January 31, 2014, 03:44:26 PM

Post pics of your mom.  :orly: :eyebrows:
Could make it a poll, like Zippo did.
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