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Quote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me. A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper. Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!
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Quote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me. A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper. Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF!
Quote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me. A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper. Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF! Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me. A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper. Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF! Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need. I'm not wiping your ass.
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Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me. A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper. Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF! Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need. I'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 05, 2014, 07:28:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 05, 2014, 03:29:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 05, 2014, 01:15:00 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 28, 2014, 10:05:53 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 28, 2014, 06:13:19 PMtoilet paperThe only thing I hoard is toilet paper. I don't know why I need so much toilet paper, but I do. Sugarbutt does all the shopping now though, so he hoards the toilet paper for me. A friend of mine was annoyed and amused by her tenant, who ran out of toilet paper. Better to hoard it, it's something you will always need, especially if TSHTF! Yeah, my toilet paper and my friendly ole buddy Semicolon; that's all I need. I'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level.
Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over. The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.
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Quote from: Semicolon on October 27, 2014, 07:39:33 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level. Elephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over. The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 06, 2014, 07:24:42 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach. I can lower my butt to your level.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 06, 2014, 05:50:30 AMI'm not wiping your ass. Don't be shamed. Don't be mad. I'd reciprocate but elephant butts are too tall for me to reach.
I'm not wiping your ass.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 27, 2014, 05:03:29 PMElephant's can't squat that low without gravity taking over. The best you could do would be to sit, but that would smear it. Mastodon birthing chair can solve that.
