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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2014, 09:55:33 AM »
IN some states that would invalidate the title.

The title is like the LAW and shit. Any mistakes makes it an invalid document, since it is actually a legal document. Have you checked this out our even thought about it?
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Maybe you should have the title legally corrected?

My parents live in another state so I need to get a new title anyway. I'm working on it.  :-[
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2014, 10:24:34 AM »
IN some states that would invalidate the title.

The title is like the LAW and shit. Any mistakes makes it an invalid document, since it is actually a legal document. Have you checked this out our even thought about it?
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Maybe you should have the title legally corrected?

My parents live in another state so I need to get a new title anyway. I'm working on it.  :-[

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2014, 10:48:26 AM »
 :LOL: What, wouldn't you have said that to me if I were "just" a friend? Surely you tell your friends not to be dumbasses on occasion.
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2014, 09:48:25 AM »
The Jag V12 is awesome. You can place a coin on top of it and rev the engine, and the coin will still be there afterwards.

I only have 8, too. I think Jaguar stopped using V12 engines at some point.

You should take out your V8 and install one of these: :thumbup:

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2014, 11:59:38 AM »
The Jag V12 is awesome. You can place a coin on top of it and rev the engine, and the coin will still be there afterwards.

I only have 8, too. I think Jaguar stopped using V12 engines at some point.

You should take out your V8 and install one of these: :thumbup:



I say screw the cylinders all together and go turbine :headbang2:

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2014, 05:40:45 PM »


JATO Rocket car. (Jet Assisted Take Off) :thumbup:
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2014, 05:48:48 PM »


JATO Rocker car. (Jet Assisted Take Off) :thumbup:

I hope there's nothing around to be sucked into the intake. :GA:

I wonder why they chose to modify a VW, of all cars.
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2014, 05:53:47 PM »


JATO Rocker car. (Jet Assisted Take Off) :thumbup:

I hope there's nothing around to be sucked into the intake. :GA:

I wonder why they chose to modify a VW, of all cars.

Redneck logic.

Stuff the biggest motor you can find, into the smallest car you can find. It probably wouldn't have fit in a mini Cooper.

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2014, 05:56:21 PM »


JATO Rocker car. (Jet Assisted Take Off) :thumbup:

I hope there's nothing around to be sucked into the intake. :GA:

I wonder why they chose to modify a VW, of all cars.

Redneck logic.

Stuff the biggest motor you can find, into the smallest car you can find. It probably wouldn't have fit in a mini Cooper.

I don't picture the typical redneck driving around in a VW. There's no gun rack, and no place to put a deer during hunting season. :orly:
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2014, 06:22:26 PM »
The deer is easy trust me. The hood is still free. ;)   




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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2014, 06:25:31 PM »
The Jag V12 is awesome. You can place a coin on top of it and rev the engine, and the coin will still be there afterwards.

I only have 8, too. I think Jaguar stopped using V12 engines at some point.

You should take out your V8 and install one of these: :thumbup:



That is sooooooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2014, 09:03:20 PM »
The deer is easy trust me. The hood is still free. ;)

I hope the drive is short, or the hood isn't too warm. :zombiefuck:

The Jag V12 is awesome. You can place a coin on top of it and rev the engine, and the coin will still be there afterwards.

I only have 8, too. I think Jaguar stopped using V12 engines at some point.

You should take out your V8 and install one of these: :thumbup:



That is sooooooooo sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have PA dress up for you. :thumbup:
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2014, 09:26:10 PM »
I've always wanted to roll with royce.
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2014, 12:24:55 AM »


I like this one.
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2014, 01:03:54 AM »
Dihatsu Charade has 3 cylinder,  so they are about but your car should have 4.

Are you known for high speed car chases PY?  maybe your folks are telling you those specs so you will not drive too quickly?
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Also I noticed when searching for parts online if I typed my registration number it would then list all the specifications.

  I haven't seen or heard advertising for Daihatsu in years, I thought they went out of business!  :orly:
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