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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2014, 04:38:07 PM »
Because you had a shit car and not a Volvo  :M

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2014, 05:11:07 PM »
Because you had a shit car and not a Volvo  :M

Her standards aren't low enough for her to own a Volvo. :M

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2014, 05:12:28 PM »
Four cylinders aren't enough. :M
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2014, 08:02:56 PM »
I found out why they thought it only had three. It's listed as three on the title.  :lol1:

No clue who the hell filled that thing out.
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2014, 08:25:36 PM »
My VW Beetle would occasionally blow off the plug wire on cylinder #3...usually in traffic with a nice loud backfire...usually scaring the hell out of the people in the cars next to me.

It was a fun car. :LOL:

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2014, 09:18:31 PM »
I found out why they thought it only had three. It's listed as three on the title.  :lol1:

No clue who the hell filled that thing out.
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2014, 09:00:35 PM »
Four cylinders aren't enough. :M
They're enough for me.  Saves money on tickets.   :thumbup:
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2014, 11:30:27 PM »
Four cylinders aren't enough. :M
They're enough for me.  Saves money on tickets.   :thumbup:

I got a ticket a couple of weeks ago.  :-[
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2014, 12:58:48 AM »
Four cylinders aren't enough. :M
They're enough for me.  Saves money on tickets.   :thumbup:

I got a ticket a couple of weeks ago.  :-[

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2014, 01:13:43 AM »
Geo Metros came stock with a 3 banger 1.1 litre POS no guts engine.

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2014, 11:41:58 PM »
Four cylinders aren't enough. :M
They're enough for me.  Saves money on tickets.   :thumbup:

I got a ticket a couple of weeks ago.  :-[

WWJCD? :viking:

He wouldn't know. He never travelled that fast. :M
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2014, 11:09:09 PM »
I found out why they thought it only had three. It's listed as three on the title.  :lol1:

No clue who the hell filled that thing out.

IN some states that would invalidate the title.

The title is like the LAW and shit. Any mistakes makes it an invalid document, since it is actually a legal document. Have you checked this out our even thought about it?
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Maybe you should have the title legally corrected?
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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2014, 11:44:23 PM »
Having 12 cylinders is BRAVE! :arrr:

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2014, 12:00:13 AM »
Having 12 cylinders is BRAVE! :arrr:



I only have 8 in my van :'(

My old pick up only had 8 but they were huge, it had an 8.1 liter vortec engine

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Re: How many cylinders?
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2014, 12:04:32 AM »
The Jag V12 is awesome. You can place a coin on top of it and rev the engine, and the coin will still be there afterwards.

I only have 8, too. I think Jaguar stopped using V12 engines at some point.
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