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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2014, 07:31:36 PM »
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Girl came home with sad news, she said that apparently the retiring was a joke.
So, we may have to endure more scandalous gossip about the boy. Can't imagine him being interesting for anything else than tabloid fodder.

That's what my daughter said as well.

But one may hope.

Are you saying you didn't like the Justin Beiber CD I got you for your birthday?  :emosad:

I'm afraid that is what I'm saying. It's rather useless as a frisbee.

You could use it for shiny pretty a coaster under your coffee cup.  :zoinks:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2014, 11:29:03 PM »
Goodness, no. You do know that these things have printed pictures on them?!
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2014, 04:49:52 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2014, 11:29:03 PM
Goodness, no. You do know that these things have printed pictures on them?!

But he's pretty.  :dunno:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2014, 05:02:14 PM »
Quote from: Gary on January 10, 2014, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 09, 2014, 11:29:03 PM
Goodness, no. You do know that these things have printed pictures on them?!

But he's pretty.  :dunno:
He does have a nice bone structure. With a bit of growing up, a bit of life experience, lots of luck, and some wisdom, he may one day be a handsome middle aged man.
He'll probably screw up that option, for ever young on botox and substances.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2014, 01:30:31 AM »
He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2014, 05:34:19 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:30:31 AM
He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:


You just don't want to admit it in front of people. You could flip it over to the shiny side. No one will ever know you own a Justin Beiber CD.  :zoinks:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2014, 03:07:08 AM »
Quote from: Gary on January 11, 2014, 05:34:19 PM
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He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:


You just don't want to admit it in front of people. You could flip it over to the shiny side. No one will ever know you own a Justin Beiber CD.  :zoinks:

I do want to admit it: he really is ghastly.

There. See, I had no problem admitting that he is ghastly.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2014, 05:20:11 PM »
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He is ghastly, FFS.  :zombiefuck:


You just don't want to admit it in front of people. You could flip it over to the shiny side. No one will ever know you own a Justin Beiber CD.  :zoinks:

I do want to admit it: he really is ghastly.

There. See, I had no problem admitting that he is ghastly.

You know he's pretty. It's undeniable.  :zoinks:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2014, 11:33:20 PM »
Hey, I won't judge you if you have the hots for him.

On second thought, I will.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2014, 03:53:02 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2014, 11:33:20 PM
Hey, I won't judge you if you have the hots for him.

On second thought, I will.  :zombiefuck:

I don't think I've ever actually heard any of his music. I've only seen pretty pictures of him.  :dunno:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2014, 11:37:18 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2014, 11:33:20 PM
Hey, I won't judge you if you have the hots for him.

On second thought, I will.  :zombiefuck:

I don't think I've ever actually heard any of his music. I've only seen pretty pictures of him.  :dunno:

You'll know it's him when your ears start bleeding for no good reason.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2014, 01:40:42 PM »
I can honestly say the kid isn't UGLY. I mean he's kind of bland looking and really skinny, devoid of any masculine features... but he's young. I'll give him a break on those grounds. He's also able to play instruments, but i'm not really confident that he writes his own material, and the way he plays guitar and piano is very systematic, without any passion or gusto. Listening to just a few of his tunes immediately reveals that he was "manufactured" as an artist by some money interest and he has no musical drive of his own.

I don't see why he has so many fans. He looks like he's completely missed puberty, and his music could be compared to just about any other prefabricated crud out there.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2014, 06:52:15 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 14, 2014, 01:40:42 PM
devoid of any masculine features...

That's why I said pretty.  :zoinks:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2014, 07:26:19 PM »
You could say he's pretty, when he's all done up. I bet he just looks like another underdeveloped product of incest when he wakes up in the morning tho.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2014, 07:33:08 PM »

Nope. Still pretty.  :zoinks:



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