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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #60 on: December 12, 2013, 02:45:54 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2013, 03:27:01 AM
Quote from: 神 on December 08, 2013, 09:21:09 AM
Nothing funny about rectal consumption ..

http://xhamster.com/movies/434921/the_wine_bottle_and_the_wine.html

I disagree, in your case. :zoinks:

Quote from: hykeaswell on December 09, 2013, 01:03:52 AM
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Ohhhh, he called me skinny.  :eyelash: :eyelash:

(Semi, if you call me skinny, the average American has to be HUUUUUGGGGEEEE)

You are European. Therefore, you're skinny by stereotype. :belly:

Observe an American in his natural state: :zoinks:



(According to Wikipedia, the average American woman masses 74.7 kg.)

You have to understand that after watching that gif for about five minutes, I would have had to reload a couple of times, being a good American and all.

OH ... and good LORD!!  That crazy wiki stat!  My fifty year old wife weighs about sixty one KG and she is NOT that bad looking for a fifty year old woman.  ME/I on the other hand weigh around ninety eight KG at five feet eleven inches tall (one point eight meters). I do need to drop about fifteen pounds (seven KG ) of belly fat. Once I can do some extensive aerobic exercise again (after my massive surgery) I will lose half of it rather quickly.
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2013, 12:01:53 AM »
Quote from: 神 on December 12, 2013, 01:58:03 AM
Troll shit :( .

Stop being target practice.
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #62 on: December 13, 2013, 12:35:27 AM »
Quote from: 神 on December 08, 2013, 09:21:09 AM
Nothing funny about rectal consumption ..


Actually, the words rectal consumption are very funny indeed.
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2013, 01:23:47 AM »
We could merge this thread with 'digging shit out of your ass when constipated'
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2013, 01:26:57 AM »
Quote from: bodie on December 13, 2013, 01:23:47 AM
We could merge this thread with 'digging shit out of your ass when constipated'

They have different topics. One is about putting shit in, and the other is about taking it out. :nerdy:
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #65 on: December 13, 2013, 02:38:09 PM »
no, they are both about shoving something up yer arse. 
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #66 on: December 13, 2013, 02:42:50 PM »
Yeah to dig shit out you have to put something in your asshole.
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #67 on: December 13, 2013, 03:05:02 PM »
Quote from: bodie on December 13, 2013, 02:38:09 PM
no, they are both about shoving something up yer arse. 
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on December 13, 2013, 02:42:50 PM
Yeah to dig shit out you have to put something in your asshole.

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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #68 on: December 13, 2013, 03:34:06 PM »
One thread titled  'Anal Misuse'  :moon:
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #69 on: December 13, 2013, 03:37:42 PM »
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #70 on: December 13, 2013, 07:39:06 PM »
Quote from: bodie on December 13, 2013, 03:34:06 PM
One thread titled  'Anal Misuse'  :moon:
The bots don't care about what's-his-name. The love Kit. :M
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #71 on: December 13, 2013, 08:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 13, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
Quote from: bodie on December 13, 2013, 03:34:06 PM
One thread titled  'Anal Misuse'  :moon:
The bots don't care about what's-his-name. The love Kit. :M

:indeed: :M
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #72 on: August 26, 2014, 06:39:42 PM »
Quote from: 神 on December 02, 2013, 11:12:03 PM
So, I have been here quite some time. Where are they?

Maybe Pyraxis, but then that perception might just be sexually amplified.

Right here, Mr sexually amplified.
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #73 on: August 26, 2014, 07:51:33 PM »
Quote from: awiddershinlife on August 26, 2014, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: 神 on December 02, 2013, 11:12:03 PM
So, I have been here quite some time. Where are they?

Maybe Pyraxis, but then that perception might just be sexually amplified.

Right here, Mr sexually amplified.
He hasn't been around in a while. Would you like links to his penis photos?
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Re: No intelligent people on the board?
« Reply #74 on: August 26, 2014, 10:29:20 PM »
He was fun. A bit like a train wreck.

Oh, and welcome aboard.
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