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Jack's evil, in a good way.
I am a closet intellectual.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I had some success in linux channels, but those people are just super sparse. Also they are loners. Pyraxis is pretty intelligent, for a woman. But then, not really for a man.You know they say, the mind is like a muscle. It doesn't get smaller or bigger on vacation.
You know they say, the mind is like a muscle. It doesn't get smaller or bigger on vacation.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: 神 on December 03, 2013, 05:20:26 PMYou know they say, the mind is like a muscle. It doesn't get smaller or bigger on vacation.Unlike the penis? It's a shame you use only a small fraction of yours.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2013, 11:53:41 PMIntelligent people come here for a mental vacation. If you want us to be intelligent, it will cost you by the person, by the hour.Funny but basically true. I know I come here to be able to say what's on my mind without having to pussyfoot around offending people, not to write long treatises on intellectual topics. A lot of what people find intellectual comes off to me as a crock anyway. Too many humans have a tendency to build 50-storey towers of inferences on foundations of sand, and then wonder why you'd rather sit there making sandcastles than try climbing up to their top floor only to see the whole thing collapse around you at the first hint of pressure.
Intelligent people come here for a mental vacation. If you want us to be intelligent, it will cost you by the person, by the hour.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: 神 on December 03, 2013, 05:20:26 PMI had some success in linux channels, but those people are just super sparse. Also they are loners. Pyraxis is pretty intelligent, for a woman. But then, not really for a man.You know they say, the mind is like a muscle. It doesn't get smaller or bigger on vacation.Go rub habanero on your wiener dumb fuck.
Quote from: Pyraxis on December 03, 2013, 07:14:30 PMQuote from: 神 on December 03, 2013, 05:20:26 PMYou know they say, the mind is like a muscle. It doesn't get smaller or bigger on vacation.Unlike the penis? It's a shame you use only a small fraction of yours.I don't want to use my penus at all .
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 03, 2013, 10:45:00 PMQuote from: 神 on December 03, 2013, 05:20:26 PMI had some success in linux channels, but those people are just super sparse. Also they are loners. Pyraxis is pretty intelligent, for a woman. But then, not really for a man.You know they say, the mind is like a muscle. It doesn't get smaller or bigger on vacation.Go rub habanero on your wiener dumb fuck.You guys are already making my fucking day.