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Amazon sell some shite
« on: December 01, 2013, 05:03:04 PM »
Erm...Nicolas Cage pillowcases

http://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Pillowcase-Covers-Standard/dp/B00AA870UK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Not that surprised the item exists, however the amount of choice is quite something!  and the 27 customer reviews make disturbing reading  :zoinks:





Just wondering how popular this circumcision trainer is?
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0083Y0W26/b3ta-20
the customer reviews point out it doesn't scream thus making it poor value for money! wtf





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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 01:26:37 AM »
Oh, that is so wrong, on so many levels. Do they sell "refills" separately?
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 02:11:43 AM »
I dread to think.


Found another 'horror' lurking in the bowels of amazon
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0071DSAQA/b3ta-21

If you can't see it it is a lifesize cardboard cut out of Maggie Thatcher

omg no need no need
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 03:33:33 AM »
Circumcision is shit  :thumbdn:
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2013, 03:36:10 AM »
Quote from: bodie on December 02, 2013, 02:11:43 AM
I dread to think.


Found another 'horror' lurking in the bowels of amazon
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0071DSAQA/b3ta-21

If you can't see it it is a lifesize cardboard cut out of Maggie Thatcher

omg no need no need

If it wasn't that pricy, it would be sold as makeshift dartboard a lot.
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 11:46:09 PM »
Such useful items. :P
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 05:25:19 AM »


surely a 'must have'
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 05:45:27 AM »


Jeremy Kyle rice paper cup cake toppers!

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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 06:02:31 AM »


The Sound of fans CD

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B003Y09TXW/b3ta-21
this is the ultimate!
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 01:56:29 PM »
The Jeremy Kyle cupcake is amazing. I'd love to eat that little bastard for dessert. As for the circumcision trainer... Honestly what the fuck? Practising mutilating little boys, shudder.
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2013, 02:51:05 AM »
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 10:03:27 AM »
I'm surprised that no one has posted this, even though it's old:



Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Also, look under the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" heading for more fun. :laugh:
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Re: Amazon sell some shite
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 11:09:56 AM »
Ewwwww.  :puke:

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