How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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By Euan Stretch 4 CommentsSchool headteacher bans mentions of Christmas - before advent begins on Sunday29 Nov 2013 00:23Jane Porter, head of Whitehill School in Gravesend, Kent, said the meaning was lost if it was celebrated earlyChristmas ban: Joan Porter Christmas ban: Joan PorterSWNSA primary head has barred teachers and pupils from talking about Christmas.Jane Porter has threatened to cut playtime privileges if children mention it before Advent begins on Sunday.Dad Robert Dalton, 31, said: “Kids have Christmas rammed down their throats yet they can be punished for mentioning it. It’s wrong.”Ms Porter, head of Whitehill School in Gravesend, Kent, said the meaning was lost if it was celebrated early.She said the ban would apply to talking about anything “not related to school”.Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/school-headteacher-bans-mentions-christmas-2863341#ixzz2m7DIrcHGFollow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook
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Hey teacher leave them kids alone!She said she would take play time away from them... what a bitch
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