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Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« on: November 15, 2013, 05:23:15 PM »
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2013, 06:14:12 PM »
If you violate any of their terms of service it shocks you on the third offense fatally  :evillaugh:
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2013, 06:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Parts on November 15, 2013, 06:14:12 PM
If you violate any of their terms of service it shocks you on the third offense fatally  :evillaugh:

That gives a new meaning to "permaban". ;)
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2013, 07:37:05 PM »
Some will run to be first in line for this crap.
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2013, 07:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Lit on November 15, 2013, 05:23:15 PM
Google patenting an electronic 'throat tattoo'

Much like the NDAA or Obamacare, this is just for our own good. To keep us safe and make everything more convenient. Google works for us. Join u- I mean relax, guys.
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2013, 09:24:33 PM »
It is the logical next step for us. :borg:
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2013, 02:02:27 PM »
Mark of the beast.
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2013, 03:23:33 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 15, 2013, 09:24:33 PM
It is the logical next step for us. :borg:

I agree but feel some ground  rules and standards must be set.
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2013, 01:27:20 AM »
I remember when barcodes on the arm were put out as an idea so people could do all their shopping and banking by just using the barcode.
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2013, 04:25:27 AM »
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
-Revelation 13:17
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2013, 05:35:36 AM »
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And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2013, 06:25:25 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 17, 2013, 05:35:36 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2013, 04:25:27 AM
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
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There's no priest. :pope:
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2013, 08:46:25 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 17, 2013, 05:35:36 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2013, 04:25:27 AM
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
-Revelation 13:17

             I think we all should pray about this together in church today!  :angel:

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Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
-Leviticus 19:28
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2013, 09:21:20 AM »
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2013, 08:46:25 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 17, 2013, 05:35:36 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2013, 04:25:27 AM
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
-Revelation 13:17

             I think we all should pray about this together in church today!  :angel:

   :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :harp:

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
-Leviticus 19:28

So gluing it on would be okay :zoinks:
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Re: Google wants to give us electronic throat tattoos!
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2013, 09:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Parts on November 17, 2013, 09:21:20 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2013, 08:46:25 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 17, 2013, 05:35:36 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 17, 2013, 04:25:27 AM
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
-Revelation 13:17

             I think we all should pray about this together in church today!  :angel:

   :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :harp:

Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
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So gluing it on would be okay :zoinks:

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