I call out the whole board

[P7PSP]

To the contrary, everyone made up reasons to bail out of the contest, such that I am gay and it is worthless, etc.

However, if no one but me participated I would naturally win.

The term bail out implies that we had at some point agreed to let you see our cocks. None of us ever agreed to participate in your Liberace gay contest ergo no bailing out is necessary.

["couldbecousin"]

To the contrary, everyone made up reasons to bail out of the contest, such that I am gay and it is worthless, etc.

However, if no one but me participated I would naturally win.

  There is no contest, only a daft idea designed to get you some porn that you could easily find elsewhere. 

[Genesis]

 

[神]

Well, the facts are now:
1. that I don't get to see any pictures (because women will verify the length anonymously) and therefore it cannot be about myself being gay or wanting to see penis pictures.
2. The only reason for you to not accept the call out is that you don't find it worth of your time

I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.

["couldbecousin"]

Well, the facts are now:
1. that I don't get to see any pictures and therefore it cannot be about myself being gay or wanting to see penis pictures.
2. The only reason for you to not accept the call out is that you don't find it worth of your time

I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.

  So you started this whole thread because you don't want to see penis pictures?  Hey, cool, it worked! 

[神]

I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.

It would have been much simpler to just post a picture in a thread, but since you all seem to be super shy and ashamed of your genitals, I guess it can also work more discreetly.

["couldbecousin"]

I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.

It would have been much simpler to just post a picture in a thread, but since you all seem to be super shy and ashamed of your genitals, I guess it can also work more discreetly.

  So, PM them?  Great idea!  Hold your breath as you wait for the flood of penis pics to hit your inbox! 

[神]

We could either PM the pictures to the women directly, or I write a super simple PHP upload script (that even a monkey can verify not to be rigged) uploaded to free web hosting, then a female member can change the password and only those who have the password will be able to see the pictures.

['andersom']

Possibly. It depends on the current social norms though. I imagine that two men about to fight and hurt each other would be, with nowadays anti-violence policy, appreciated to settle the issue with a penis length comparison instead. Because it shows courage to overcome emotional inhibitions for the greater good (which is not hurting people, which I don't agree with). Also this could be the case if two men had a long-lasting quarrel. But I guess as long as two men can physically fight against each other, penis comparisons are pretty superfluous.

DFGL, this is all about issues of a man with another man. How would you, personally, settle  issues with a woman?

I'm just curious.

['andersom']

We could either PM the pictures to the women directly, or I write a super simple PHP upload script (that even a monkey can verify not to be rigged) uploaded to free web hosting, then a female member can change the password and only those who have the password will be able to see the pictures.

I have no need what so ever to be in the jury about penis-length. So, you can count me out.

[P7PSP]

I don't think that is valid enough for you to bail out.

No prior agreement = no bailing out. You are deliberately obfuscating with that rhetorical device you lying sack of shit.

I always said that I am not interested in your penis pictures, but that it is merely a necessity to confirm the supposed length.

What you say now in trying to worm out of your earlier statements is less important than the fact that you went to such great lengths to get cock pictures in the first place.

We could either PM the pictures to the women directly, or I write a super simple PHP upload script (that even a monkey can verify not to be rigged) uploaded to free web hosting, then a female member can change the password and only those who have the password will be able to see the pictures.

Or we can simply continue not humoring your incessant lust for penis pictures and let you seek out wiener pics elsewhere. I never bothered sending cock pictures out before and don't give a rusty fuck whether you like that decision or not.

[Genesis]

-_- Are you fucking desperate?

ARE YOU FUCKING DESPERATE!?!

How low can you get? Do you not have confidence with others at all?

I get the same-way sometimes, yet I don't go to the dumb lengths you do sometimes to prove a point.

Seriously....

Just stop being so creepy.

[神]

No more weird excuses.

Here is the demo:

http://intensity-squared.atspace.cc

index.php

<?php session_start();
require("secret.php");

$dummy = array();
if(isset($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]))
{
   $thesize = getimagesize($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]);
   $the_size = isset($thesize[0])?$thesize[0]:0;
}
else $the_size = 0;
if(!isset($_GET['action']))
{
   echo '<div style="text-align: center; font-size: 24px">';
   if(isset($_GET['success']) && in_array($_GET['success'], array("upload", "rating", "password_change"))) echo "<h3>".$_GET['success']." successful!</h3>";
   echo '<a href="http://'.$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].'/?action=view">rate pictures</a><p>';
   if(!isset($_SESSION['passwd']) || $_SESSION['passwd'] !== $secretpw)
   {
      echo '<h3>Name the file after your username and upload</h3>';
      echo '<form action="'.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'?action=upload" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data"><input type="file" name="file"><input type="submit" name="submit" value="Submit"></form><p><br>';
   }
   $ratez = array();
   foreach($ratings as $kk => $vv) foreach($vv as $k => $v) $ratez[$k] = isset($ratez[$k])?$ratez[$k].", ".($v>0?round($v, 2)."cm":"invalid"):"".($v>0?round($v, 2)."cm":"invalid");

   echo "<h2>Hall of fame</h2><table align='center' style='text-align: left'>";
   foreach($ratez as $k => $v) echo "<tr><td>".$k.":</td><td>".$v."</td></tr>";
   echo "</table>";
   echo '</div>';
}
// check access to rating or viewing
else if($_GET['action'] === 'view' || $_GET['action'] === 'rate' ||  $_GET['action'] === 'changepw')
{
   $_SESSION['passwd'] = isset($_POST['passwd'])?md5((isset($_POST['passwd'])?$_POST['passwd']:"")."SUPER SEcUr3 s4lt ASDF-+%"):$_SESSION['passwd'];
   if($_SESSION['passwd'] !== $secretpw || ($_GET['action'] === 'changepw' && !isset($_POST['newpasswd'])))
   {
      if($_SESSION['passwd'] === $secretpw) { $text = "NEW password (must be 12 or more characters)"; $new = "new"; }
      else { $new = ""; $text = "Current password"; }
            echo '<form action="'.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'?action='.$_GET['action'].'" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">'.$text.': <input type="password" name="'.$new.'passwd"><input type="submit" name="submit" value="Submit"></form>';
      exit(0);
   }
   
   $_SESSION['irated'] = isset($_SESSION['irated'])?$_SESSION['irated']:array();


   if($_GET['action'] === 'changepw' && isset($_POST['newpasswd']))
   {
      if(strlen($_POST['newpasswd']) >= 12)
      {
         file_put_contents("./secret.php", preg_replace("/".$_SESSION['passwd']."/", md5($_POST['newpasswd']."SUPER SEcUr3 s4lt ASDF-+%"), file_get_contents("./secret.php")));
         $_SESSION['passwd'] = md5($_POST['newpasswd']."SUPER SEcUr3 s4lt ASDF-+%");   
         header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']."/?success=password_change");
      }
      else echo "<h1>You did it wrong </h1>";
   }   
   else if($_GET['action'] === 'rate')
   {
      $irate = "";
      foreach($cockpix as $k => $v)
      {
         if(!isset($_SESSION['irated'][$k]) && isset($_POST[$k.'unit']) && in_array($_POST[$k.'unit'], array('inch', 'cm')))
         {
            if(preg_match("/^[0-9]+$/", (isset($_POST[$k])?$_POST[$k]:"")) > 0) $length = floatval($_POST[$k]);
            else $length = 0;
            $irate .= "array('".$k."' => ".floatval($_POST[$k.'unit']==='cm'?$length:$length*2.54)."), \n";
         }
         if(isset($_POST[$k])) $_SESSION['irated'][$k] = 1;
      }
      file_put_contents("./secret.php", "<?php\n\$ratings = array(\n".$irate.substr(file_get_contents("./secret.php"), 24));
      header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']."/?success=rating");
   }
   else
   {
      echo '<span style="text-align: center; font-size: 24px"><form action="'.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].'?action=rate" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">';
      foreach($cockpix as $k => $v) if(!isset($_SESSION['irated'][$k])) { echo '<img src="./'.$v.'"><br> Length: <input type="text" name="'.$k.'">
            <select name="'.$k.'unit"><option value="cm">cm</option><option value="inch">inch</option></select> (leave empty = invalid picture or wrong method)<p><br><p><hr><p>'; $pics = 1; }
      if(!isset($pics)) echo "<h3>nothing new to rate</h3>";
      
      echo '<input type="submit" name="submit" value="Submit"></form></span>';
   }
   
   
}
// only upload real images, checked by extension and image dimension and if not already 2x uploaded because of spam
else if(isset($_FILES["file"]) && $_FILES["file"]["error"] <= 0 && preg_match_all("/(jpg|jpeg|gif|png)$/i", $_FILES["file"]["name"], $dummy) > 0 && $the_size > 600 && (!isset($_SESSION['ishituploads']) || $_SESSION['ishituploads'] < 2) && !isset($cockpix[preg_replace("/([^a-zA-Z0-9\-_]+|jpg$|jpeg$|gif$|png$)/i", "", $_FILES["file"]["name"])]))
{
   // write secret php file, with new array element, character filtered (so no hax possible) and real image file name md5 encoded from random TMP file string
   file_put_contents("./secret.php", substr(file_get_contents("./secret.php"), 0, -6)."'".preg_replace("/([^a-zA-Z0-9\-_]+|jpg$|jpeg$|gif$|png$)/i", "", $_FILES["file"]["name"])."' => '".md5($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]).".jpg',\n"."); ?>\n");
   move_uploaded_file($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"], md5($_FILES["file"]["tmp_name"]).".jpg");
   $_SESSION['ishituploads'] = isset($_SESSION['ishituploads'])?$_SESSION['ishituploads']+1:1;
   header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']."/?success=upload");
}
else echo "SOME KIND OF ERROR. Only upload jpg, gif, png, and small file size, must be > 600px wide. You can upload 2 or 3 images max (I can't count properly) and not file names from the list.";

secret.php

<?php
$ratings = array(







);

$secretpw = "405983cec61ef07b651f6e147c4c50e6";

$cockpix = array(
); ?>

I give someone the password for the hosting account and the script, no pictures to see.

[神]

The current password for the rating is 555555555555 btw.

["couldbecousin"]

  You'll do anything to take your mind off your WDHD.