A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:19:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling. I have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:19:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling. I have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:19:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling. I have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:19:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling. I have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:19:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling. I have pledged my life to many things
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think.
I shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:03:36 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:19:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:12:37 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:07:16 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:02:35 AMI shall defend the Weebles from this day until the end of my days.Your days may be shorter that you would think. I pledge my life to the Weeble cause, and to the Weebles. You have pledged your life to endless trolling. I have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once? Why use that clip? Anakin Skywalker lost the duel about five seconds later.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:06:46 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:03:36 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once? Why use that clip? Anakin Skywalker lost the duel about five seconds later. But won several decades later
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:03:36 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once? Why use that clip? Anakin Skywalker lost the duel about five seconds later.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things?
I have pledged my life to many things
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:15:48 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:06:46 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:03:36 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once? Why use that clip? Anakin Skywalker lost the duel about five seconds later. But won several decades later And lost again after that.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:18:06 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:15:48 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:06:46 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 11:03:36 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 11:01:36 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 10:31:04 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 10, 2014, 07:36:24 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AMI have pledged my life to many things Wouldn't it be worth more if you only pledged your life to a few things? Anything I pledge my life to has to be worth fighting for How will you fight for so many things at once? Why use that clip? Anakin Skywalker lost the duel about five seconds later. But won several decades later And lost again after that. That was to Luke, who he beat beforehand See what I did there?
We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!
Quote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!It's not as much about replacing it as ending it.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.Link
Quote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.LinkFuck the pigeons. Giraffes for the win.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 05:08:41 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.LinkFuck the pigeons. Giraffes for the win. How would a giraffe navigate Belfast?