Uncyclopedia is a joke site and it makes you look like a troll. You need to see a therapist or psychiatrist. I think you are going bonkers. Stop posting here and seek help.
It is a made-up disorder, so it is not serious in that sense. I am not going insane by any means.
I am rather worried why you are here and that you take the people here and what they say seriously.
But I do not entirely understand this forum yet.