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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2013, 06:59:06 AM »
Nah, thing is, we tend to get 3 types of members

1. Those who introduce themselves nicely, for then to participate at their own pace.
2. Those who introduce themselves nicely, for then to never ever post again. Ever.
3. Those who kick the door down, barge in, and post pics of penises, ripped off tits, for then to argue with everybody about how they want to be more accepted, and preferably right away.

We have had a looot of #3 lately, that is, a lot of that in one person.
Other than that we have #2, again and again and again :(

We're just... longing for a nice ol #1 for a change :I
You seem like that person!
You might be our #1 :O

No pressure!
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Pretty sure i'm the asshole that kicks the door in, but i'm a friendly asshole. :laugh:

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2013, 07:40:38 AM »
Can I have a beer?

Odeon drank it all. :(
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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2013, 11:26:19 PM »
I already said I'm sorry, for chrissakes.
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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #93 on: October 29, 2013, 01:27:12 AM »
That's okay - I'll shout the next slab  :thumbup:

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #94 on: December 10, 2013, 01:39:21 PM »
Dhalsim hasn't been around recently. :(
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2013, 03:49:57 PM »
He should come back.

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2013, 11:46:18 PM »
I thought he was here to stay. No, wait, that was somebody else.
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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2013, 11:46:50 PM »
We scare everyone away. :'(
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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #98 on: December 11, 2013, 12:36:38 AM »
We scare everyone away. :'(

I blame :hyke: this time.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #99 on: December 11, 2013, 10:57:32 AM »
We scare everyone away. :'(

I blame :hyke: this time.

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #100 on: December 11, 2013, 01:45:11 PM »
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #101 on: December 13, 2013, 12:12:38 AM »
They aren't BRAVE.
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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #102 on: December 14, 2013, 05:58:41 PM »
What happened to this n00b? Did you guys eat him?  :orly:
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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #103 on: December 14, 2013, 06:49:59 PM »
What happened to this n00b? Did you guys eat him?  :orly:

He found out what would happen if Caesar caught him writing graffiti. :zoinks:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Hi I'm new here
« Reply #104 on: December 14, 2013, 07:41:35 PM »
 :agreed: :indeed: