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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #405 on: March 09, 2014, 12:57:34 PM »
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Mission accomplished!
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And Jack, yeah, my only intention was to make people uncomfortable :D

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #406 on: March 09, 2014, 02:38:08 PM »
And Jack, yeah, my only intention was to make people uncomfortable :D
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #407 on: March 09, 2014, 11:55:27 PM »
::shudder::

Mission accomplished!
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And Jack, yeah, my only intention was to make people uncomfortable :D

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #408 on: March 13, 2014, 06:17:42 AM »
A sign of high virility, isn't it?
Someone please post information on this.  I'm actually curious.

(Not the virility part, necessarily.  Just if there's any correlates.)
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #409 on: March 13, 2014, 06:27:22 AM »
A sign of high virility, isn't it?
Someone please post information on this.  I'm actually curious.

(Not the virility part, necessarily.  Just if there's any correlates.)

Who knows what his sex drive is? :dunno: Are we counting porn? :zoinks:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #410 on: March 14, 2014, 02:06:22 AM »
A sign of high virility, isn't it?
Someone please post information on this.  I'm actually curious.

(Not the virility part, necessarily.  Just if there's any correlates.)

Linking you to Wikipedia:P

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Over the course of history, men with facial hair have been ascribed various attributes such as wisdom, sexual virility, masculinity, or a higher status; however, beards may at times have also been perceived to be associated with a loss of refinement.

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Biology

The beard develops during puberty. Beard growth is linked to stimulation of hair follicles in the area by dihydrotestosterone, which continues to affect beard growth after puberty. Hair follicles from different areas vary in what hormones they are stimulated or inhibited by; dihydrotestosterone also promotes balding. Dihydrotestosterone is produced from testosterone, the levels of which vary with season; thus beards grow faster in summer.
Close up

Difficulties in measuring beard growth have led to controversies concerning the effects of hormonal activity on short-term pogonotrophy (i.e., the grooming of facial hair). For example, a physicist had to spend periods of several weeks on a remote island in comparative isolation. He noticed that his beard growth diminished, but the day before he was due to leave the island it increased again, to reach unusually high rates during the first day or two on the mainland. He studied the effect and concluded that the stimulus for increased beard growth was related to the resumption of sexual activity. However, at that time professional pogonologists reacted vigorously and almost dismissively.

How fast the beard grows is also genetic.

No matter if it is true or not, it did make it to hearsay wisdom. I've heard more than one guy telling this.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #411 on: March 15, 2014, 03:06:27 AM »
I thought I had clicked the wrong thread. :P

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #412 on: March 15, 2014, 07:09:36 AM »
A sign of high virility, isn't it?
Someone please post information on this.  I'm actually curious.

(Not the virility part, necessarily.  Just if there's any correlates.)

Linking you to Wikipedia:P

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Over the course of history, men with facial hair have been ascribed various attributes such as wisdom, sexual virility, masculinity, or a higher status; however, beards may at times have also been perceived to be associated with a loss of refinement.

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Biology

The beard develops during puberty. Beard growth is linked to stimulation of hair follicles in the area by dihydrotestosterone, which continues to affect beard growth after puberty. Hair follicles from different areas vary in what hormones they are stimulated or inhibited by; dihydrotestosterone also promotes balding. Dihydrotestosterone is produced from testosterone, the levels of which vary with season; thus beards grow faster in summer.
Close up

Difficulties in measuring beard growth have led to controversies concerning the effects of hormonal activity on short-term pogonotrophy (i.e., the grooming of facial hair). For example, a physicist had to spend periods of several weeks on a remote island in comparative isolation. He noticed that his beard growth diminished, but the day before he was due to leave the island it increased again, to reach unusually high rates during the first day or two on the mainland. He studied the effect and concluded that the stimulus for increased beard growth was related to the resumption of sexual activity. However, at that time professional pogonologists reacted vigorously and almost dismissively.

How fast the beard grows is also genetic.

No matter if it is true or not, it did make it to hearsay wisdom. I've heard more than one guy telling this.
 :flyingbat:

Guys with large beards. :zoinks:

I thought I had clicked the wrong thread. :P



Let's put it back on track. :trainwreck:

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #413 on: March 15, 2014, 07:20:15 AM »
A sign of high virility, isn't it?
Someone please post information on this.  I'm actually curious.

(Not the virility part, necessarily.  Just if there's any correlates.)

Linking you to Wikipedia:P

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Over the course of history, men with facial hair have been ascribed various attributes such as wisdom, sexual virility, masculinity, or a higher status; however, beards may at times have also been perceived to be associated with a loss of refinement.

Quote
Biology

The beard develops during puberty. Beard growth is linked to stimulation of hair follicles in the area by dihydrotestosterone, which continues to affect beard growth after puberty. Hair follicles from different areas vary in what hormones they are stimulated or inhibited by; dihydrotestosterone also promotes balding. Dihydrotestosterone is produced from testosterone, the levels of which vary with season; thus beards grow faster in summer.
Close up

Difficulties in measuring beard growth have led to controversies concerning the effects of hormonal activity on short-term pogonotrophy (i.e., the grooming of facial hair). For example, a physicist had to spend periods of several weeks on a remote island in comparative isolation. He noticed that his beard growth diminished, but the day before he was due to leave the island it increased again, to reach unusually high rates during the first day or two on the mainland. He studied the effect and concluded that the stimulus for increased beard growth was related to the resumption of sexual activity. However, at that time professional pogonologists reacted vigorously and almost dismissively.

How fast the beard grows is also genetic.

No matter if it is true or not, it did make it to hearsay wisdom. I've heard more than one guy telling this.
 :flyingbat:

Guys with large beards. :zoinks:
Nah, guys boasting about having to shave a lot.  :voodoo:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #414 on: March 16, 2014, 02:14:22 AM »
I need to shave.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #415 on: March 16, 2014, 06:17:36 AM »
I need to shave.

So you're postwhoring about it in two threads. :P

This isn't a current story:

Sarah Palin Supporters Attempted To Edit Wikipedia Page On Paul Revere

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Last week, Sarah Palin told a local news station in Boston that Paul Revere "warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms." As the news media rushed to point out that Revere was, in fact, warning the American colonists, not the British, Palin's supporters apparently attempted to update the Wikipedia entry on Revere in order to make the facts conform to Palin's version of history.

According to the revision history on the Wikipedia page, Palin supporters attempted to add the line in italics below:

Revere did not shout the phrase later attributed to him ("The British are coming!"), largely because the mission depended on secrecy and the countryside was filled with British army patrols; also, most colonial residents at the time considered themselves British as they were all legally British subjects.

That revision was deleted with the explanation "content not backed by a reliable sources [sic] (it was sarah palin interview videos)."

On Sunday, Palin, a paid Fox News contributor, told "Fox News Sunday" that she was correct. She says there were British soldiers in the area for years before Revere's legendary ride, and that he was warning them, as well as his fellow colonists.

"Part of his ride was to warn the British that were already there that 'hey, you're not going to take American arms, you are not going to beat our own well-armed persons individual private militia that we have.'"

She blamed her previous answer on the media, saying it was a "gotcha question."

The Paul Revere House's website says that on April 18, 1775, Dr. Joseph Warren instructed Revere to ride to Lexington, Mass., to warn Samuel Adams and John Hancock that British troops were marching to arrest them.

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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #416 on: March 16, 2014, 07:57:22 AM »
I need to shave.

So you're postwhoring about it in two threads. :P

I felt it was important for you all to know about it.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #417 on: March 16, 2014, 01:37:46 PM »
I need to shave.

So you're postwhoring about it in two threads. :P

I felt it was important for you all to know about it.

You should ask Sinnocent to post an announcement of your shaving habits on WP, in case anyone missed it. :orly:
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #418 on: March 16, 2014, 11:02:17 PM »
I need to shave.

So you're postwhoring about it in two threads. :P

I felt it was important for you all to know about it.

You should ask Sinnocent to post an announcement of your shaving habits on WP, in case anyone missed it. :orly:

You think?

But no; they are not ready for the information at WP.
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Re: America, fuck yeah!
« Reply #419 on: March 17, 2014, 03:50:58 AM »
I need to shave.

So you're postwhoring about it in two threads. :P

I felt it was important for you all to know about it.

You should ask Sinnocent to post an announcement of your shaving habits on WP, in case anyone missed it. :orly:

You think?

But no; they are not ready for the information at WP.

The bots will spread the message.
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